American High School Page #5

continuity...

...rhythm, symmetry.

- Who the f*** are you?

- It's great.

Yeah, who the f*** are you?

Pff! Whatever.

I used to bang a chick that

owned an art gallery.

Holden:

Yeah, that's gay.

That... if I'm gay, then that's

f***ing gay.

- Are those real?

- Pick it up.

- Oh, God. Oh, crap.

- Pick up the pencil.

Oh, she's picking it up.

Oh my God.

You know something?

- I don't even know him anymore.

- That's really good, though.

Like, I am serious; I am jealous of

his artistic ability.

Come on.

Miss Apple?

Um, I just wanted to thank you...

...for the best class

I've ever taken.

I mean, the way you convey art...

...and what it feels like and...

- Yeah yeah yeah. Okay.

- ...is supposed to be, it's amazing.

- There you go.

- And I just wanna...

...wish I would've showed up

more often.

- Get along.

- Thank you for the head, Becky.

- Miss Apple.

- Miss Apple. Miss Apple.

Bye.

Man, that guy's a yapper.

- Go.

- Third wheel.

Go!

I love you.

I'm sorry, I...

I guess...

...it was a big mistake and...

Look, I'm...

Ahh.

Tough break, baby.

What did you say to

Principal Mann today?

Just two little

magic words:

"b" and "j. "

- Oh.

- How does he taste, girl?

Mmm.

But you still like me, right?

- No.

- Say it.

- Say it.

- Say you love us.

I'm in love with Gwen.

- Holden, tell me you want me.

- I'm married.

Uhh!

Tell me you want me.

You're a f***ing whore.

You guys are all

f***ing stupid.

You know you love us.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Toodles.

- F***!

What the f*** is

your problem?

You can be a real b*tch

sometimes, you know that?

Oh, come on, you're not gonna leave me.

You're just gonna leave me here?

- Really? Why am I such a b*tch, huh?

- What the f*** am I supposed to do?

For starters, you can keep

your f***ing shirt on!

You want me to walk? I don't even know

how to take the f***ing bus.

- Why don't you go do Hilary?

- What the f***?

What the f***?

- Hey there, gorgeous.

- Hey.

You want a ride?

- Um...

- Get in.

Yeah, please.

Just take me anywhere

but here, please.

You got it.

- Thank you.

- No problem.

Problem?

Just a little bit.

So you want to

take me to dinner?

I can't go with you.

Please.

Please.

#So long, we never

say goodbye #

#Your love I want to

live and die #

#So long we never

say goodbye #

#Your love I want to

live and die #

#So long

we never say goodbye #

#Your love I want

to live and die #

#So long we never

say goodbye #

#I want to live and die #

#in LA. #

I got ice.

I got the dental floss and...

G- Gwen?

What are you doing here?

- I assume you're staying in tonight?

- Hold on.

I gotta go.

No, I'm waiting for

my MySpace date...

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