Adult Life Skills Page #7

- I'm not being weird.

- Why are you being weird?

- Oh my God, do you like her?

- No!

- Oh my God, you do !

- I definitely don't.

- I thought you were...

You thought I was what?

Why does everyone think I'm gay?!

I've got a soft voice and I

wore pink shorts once

(? on a Frantic Stage ?)

- and that's all anyone ever remembers.

- Hey Anna!

- See ya later.

- Nice to see ya.

Take it easy.

We're goin' out to a pub on Saturday,

you should come!

Oh my God, I just had the weirdest

conversation with Brendan.

Umph, nuthin' new there.

It's like "The Wicker Man" in there.

It can't be worse than bein' at home.

Honestly, I can really see why

you stay around here, I mean...

it's such a cultured place.

You know, there's so much goin' on.

It's what dreams are all about.

I dream about makin' the perfect lasagna.

Well, that's quite an

achievable dream for like...

seven quid.

- Should have come to Thailand.

- Oh please don't.

- Honestly, I did a Thai cooking class

- Shhhhh!

I can make a Thai curry from scratch.

- Wow.

- Pad Thai.

Egg Fried Rice.

Egg Fried Rice is Chinese.

It was a really

cheap cooking class.

Anna.

Anna?

Anna.

Hello.

Hello?

You kept all the things I threw away

A leaf I picked, a birthday card I made

Holding on to memories of you and me

We didn't last a year

oh

We're just a box of souvenirs

cause

Maybe

I pulled the panic cord

And maybe

you were happy, I was bored

Maybe I wanted you to change

Maybe I'm the one to blame

Maybe

you were just too nice to me

Maybe

it took me way too long to leave

Maybe once we felt the same

Maybe I'm the one to blame

Maybe I'm the one to blame

Maybe I'm the one to blame

How long have we been doing this?

567 days.

We're just doin' the same thng

everyday

all the time and then we'll die.

F***in' 'ell, cheer up.

Do you think this makes us like

John McClane in the "Die Hard" films?

- Sisyphus

- Who?

He was condemned to repeat

the same meaningless task.

Pushin' a rock up a mountain,

only to see it roll down again.

- Forever.

- Wot?

We have to imagine he's

bigger than his fate.

Blowin' up this spaceship would mean

that we're bigger than our fate.

- Wot?

- I 'ave no idea wot you're on about.

Albert Camus' "Myth of Sisyphus".

- Is he a goalkeeper?

- Wot?

You need to lighten up.

I think you need to stop listenin'

to that depressing hippie music

and start listenin' to Whitesnake.

"Here I go again on my oooownnn!"

Here ya go, sweetheart.

What?

Clint's stayin' here tonight.

- You're kiddin'!

- His Mum's in hospital.

Oh, look at the state of it.

Can we tidy up please?

Why can't he sleep in the 'ouse?

You don't.

Is this clean?

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