Abbott and Costello Meet the Keystone Kops Page #6
- Year:
- 1955
- 80 min
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Tut-tut, my good man, that's
no way to talk to a lady.
Excuse me. Are you a director?
Yes.
Could you tell me your name?
Mack Sennett.
It's Mack Sennett.
That's not Mack Sennett.
Are you sure
you're Mack Sennett?
Sweetheart.
That's Mack Sennett.
Stop the music.
What's the matter, boss? I just
had a fight with my conscience.
And?
I won.
When we arrive at the
rendezvous, Mr. Jason...
you will attack
the heroine's plane.
As you dive in on her, you will
fire one burst of ammunition...
in an endeavor
to shoot her down.
You will keep firing,
until she bails out.
That is the end of the scene. Is
that clear? Yes, Mr. Toumanoff.
Is everything fixed, Hinds?
Don't worry, Chief. I've weakened
every strut in Piper's ship.
And if that don't
do the trick,
I put live ammunition
in Jason's guns.
Hinds, if I was not the
genius, I would say you were.
Stop.
Are you ready, Piper?
Yes, sir.
The only thing I want to
tell you, Mr. Toumanoff...
every time I take one foot
off the ground, I get dizzy.
Mr. Piper, I personally have taken
every precaution for your safety.
Now, today you are doubling
our heroine...
who is flying to Washington for
a peace treaty with the Indians.
But, Mr. Toumanoff, there were no
airplanes when we were fighting the Indians.
Can I help it if I'm ahead
of my time? Do not interrupt.
I'm sorry.
You are flying toward the setting
sun... But, Mr. Toumanoff...
if Washington is in the east
and the sun sets in the west...
In my pictures,
the sun sets...
where I want it to set.
Excuse me.
You continue like a bird,
flying toward the setting sun.
Suddenly, you hear the roar
of a motor. You turn.
You see the renegade in his plane,
diving at you with blazing guns.
You're about to be shot down.
You are trapped. Helpless.
What are you going to do?
Tell him.
I'm going to quit.
Wait a minute.
Nonsense.
You parachute to safety.
Hinds, put the parachute
on Mr. Piper.
No, you don't. I'm taking no
chances. I'll put it on him.
Climb into the plane, Mr. Piper.
What about the pilot? He'll
never get into the plane.
And Piper? I've taken
care of the control stick.
The plane will go up
Good.
I'll take care of the blocks.
Music.
Ready?
All ready, Mr. Toumanoff.
Fast music.
Camera.
Action.
What happened? They don't
know how to fly a plane.
They don't? Mr. Toumanoff
ain't going to like this.
I didn't know you could drive a plane.
I can't but you're doing a good job.
Who's driving?
Mr. Snavely,
Good. Good gracious. Piper
will be killed. Killed?
I hope Toumanoff
gets it on film.
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