Abbott and Costello Meet the Keystone Kops Page #5
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- 1955
- 80 min
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Hello, my dear.
How.
How?
I don't know.
Well done, my boy.
Congratulations. Mister...
This is Mr. Piper. Willie
Piper. I'm Harry Pierce.
We'd better get out of here. The
Indians have got us surrounded.
Mr. Piper, you can't tell me you're
afraid of motion picture Indians.
They're
motion picture Indians?
No. He's not afraid. I would
say that he fears nothing.
That stunt you just did was the most
hair-raising thing I have ever seen.
You are a daredevil.
Amalgamated Pictures
could use a man like you.
You mean working in a studio?
Working in a studio?
We could get a line on that
Gorman, that dirty swindler.
We could get the cops
to get after him. Right.
Hey, in this studio,
what would I be, the janitor?
Mr. Piper.
You have an excellent
sense of humor.
Mr. Snavely wishes
to engage you as a stuntman.
Stuntman?
Yes.
And if he will allow me to
direct you, I, Sergei Toumanoff...
will take very good
care of you.
It's a deal. From now on, you
will double for all of our stars.
Just how long will this job last?
Until something happens to you.
Come on, Mr. Piper.
You, Mr. Pierce, I'll ride you back to
my office and we'll sign the contract.
No.
Mr. Piper...
will do everything in my power...
to locate this scoundrel
Gorman for you...
and get
your aunt's money back.
Thanks a lot, Mr. Snavely. Thanks
a million, Mr. Snavely. Come on.
Pardon us, Mr. Snavely.
Well, you gentlemen
are coming up in the world.
you? No. He's going to help us.
He's going to help us find
Well, I must tell
I'm sure he'll be happy to do
something about your finding Mr. Gorman.
Say, didn't I...
No.
that girl from someplace.
Look. What else can you offer me
for this job besides the money?
I will make
you my right-hand man.
Piper will double for you
in the airplane scenes.
What are you trying to do?
Kill him or my career?
After I make him jump
from the plane today...
neither of us will worry about
our careers.
Well, of all the nerve.
I thought you were a girl.
I was supposed to be a
stuntman. Now, I'm a girl.
Listen, what is the difference?
That's too big a stunt for me.
We both want to find Gorman,
don't we?
Now, you're doubling for that
actress today. Keep your eyes open.
You know, there's something about
that girl that I seem to remember.
What do you mean?
It's a woman's intuition.
All you women are alike.
Piper.
Where is Piper?
You've got on the wrong
clothes. You can say that again.
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