A New Leaf Page #4

Synopsis: Henry Graham is a man with a problem: he has run through his entire inheritance, and is completely unequipped to provide for himself. His childhood guardian, Uncle Harry (a deliciously mean-spirited James Coco), refuses to give him a dime, and Henry, completely unwilling to exercise the only solution he sees--suicide-- devises a plan with the help of his imaginative butler: he can make money the old-fashioned way--he can marry it. With a temporary loan from Uncle Harry to tide him over, Henry has six weeks to find a bride, marry her, and repay the money, or else he must forfeit all his property to his uncle. With only days remaining, Henry meets clumsy, painfully shy heiress Henrietta Lowell (played by director Elaine May). She's the answer to his prayers--if only Henry can overcome the obstacles placed in his path by Uncle Harry, Henrietta's lawyer, and Henry's own reluctance to wed.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Elaine May
Production: Howard W. Koch Productions
  Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
G
Year:
1971
102 min
1,338 Views


I mean, she'd be there ...

asking me where I've been ...

talking to me ... talking.

I wouldn't be able to bear it.

Well, it was only a suggestion, sir.

But the alternatives ...

are very limited and

unspeakably depressing, sir.

If you do not commit suicide,

sir, you will be poor.

Poor?

Poor in the only real

sense of the word, sir ...

in that you will not be rich.

You will have a little left

if you sold everything but ...

in a country where

every man is what he has ...

he who has very little is nobody very much.

There's no such thing as

genteel poverty here, sir.

How much time do you think I have

before it comes out, Harold?

Hardly any, sir.

You've already received

your third notice ...

from both Con Edison and the

Bell Telephone Company, sir.

At any moment the lights may go out and

the telephone go dead.

And when that happens,

the worst will occur, sir...

your credit rating will be impudent.

My Emeralda Peat.

Thank you.

Oh, do it, sir. Do it, get married, sir.

Take the plunge.

Find a nice suitable young woman, sir.

Borrow enough money from your uncle

to keep up appearances.

Don't become poor, Henry Graham, sir.

Not just for your sake but ...

this is difficult for me to say, sir,

but for mine as well ...

I mean, how many men these days require

the services of a gentleman's gentleman?

How many men have

your devotion to form, sir?

You have managed in

your own lifetime, Mr Graham ...

to keep alive traditions that were dead

before you were born.

Don't give up the fight, sir ...

just because the Philistines are upon thee.

I now respectfully give

two weeks' notice, sir.

Will that be all?

- Yes.

- Thank you, sir.

No, no. Can't. Can't.

Better death or murder.

That's a good idea. Harold!

Harold, that was a good idea.

I'm going to do it, Harold.

I'm going to find a suitable woman

and mur-, er, marry her.

Oh, I'm so glad, sir.

- Shall I dial your uncle for you?

- Yes, please, Harold.

I hope I don't have to grovel too much.

Can I take it your answer is no?

Yes. It's no. You've been an ass, Henry.

Just as your father was an ass, but you

mustn't take that to mean it runs in the family.

Lend you $50,000.

Oh God, what a witty thing to say!

Don't think of it as a loan

but as an investment ...

to be repaid in six weeks

with interest of 10%.

No.

Why not? It's a better return

than you get on any stock.

But you are not a stock, Henry.

You are an aging youth, with no prospect ...

no skills, no character.

What could you possibly do in six weeks ...

that would enable you to repay me?

Get married.

Get what?

Get married.

Get married?

Yes. Get married.

To whom?

Well, I ... I would find a suitable woman.

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Elaine May

Elaine Iva May (née Berlin; born April 21, 1932) is an American screenwriter, film director, actress, and comedienne. She made her initial impact in the 1950s from her improvisational comedy routines with Mike Nichols, performing as Nichols and May. After her duo with Nichols ended, May subsequently developed a career as a director and screenwriter. Her screenwriting has been twice nominated for the Academy Award, for Heaven Can Wait (1978) and the Nichols-directed Primary Colors (1998). May is celebrated for the string of films she directed in the 1970s: her 1971 black comedy A New Leaf, in which she also starred; her 1972 dark romantic comedy The Heartbreak Kid; and her 1976 gritty drama Mikey and Nicky, starring John Cassavetes and Peter Falk. In 1996, she reunited with Nichols to write the screenplay for The Birdcage, directed by Nichols. After studying acting with theater coach Maria Ouspenskaya in Los Angeles, she moved to Chicago in 1955 and became a founding member of the Compass Players, an improvisational theater group. May began working alongside Nichols, who was also in the group, and together they began writing and performing their own comedy sketches, which were enormously popular. In 1957 they both quit the group to form their own stage act, Nichols and May, in New York. Jack Rollins, who produced most of Woody Allen's films, said their act was "so startling, so new, as fresh as could be. I was stunned by how really good they were."They performed nightly to mostly sold-out shows, in addition to making TV appearances and radio broadcasts. In their comedy act, they created satirical clichés and character types which made fun of the new intellectual, cultural, and social order that was just emerging at the time. In doing so, she was instrumental in removing the stereotype of women being unable to succeed at live comedy. Together, they became an inspiration to many younger comedians, including Lily Tomlin and Steve Martin. After four years, at the height of their fame, they decided to discontinue their act. May became a screenwriter and playwright, along with acting and directing. Their relatively brief time together as comedy stars led New York talk show host Dick Cavett to call their act "one of the comic meteors in the sky." Gerald Nachman noted that "Nichols and May are perhaps the most ardently missed of all the satirical comedians of their era." more…

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