A Million Ways to Die in the West Page #5
You're heading back to town
in the middle of the day.
A prospector only does that
when he's found gold to sell.
Show it to me.
No, I swear to you, mister.
I ain't got no gold.
We're just going into
town to get some...
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Hold on, let me think here a minute.
- You do that.
I might just have a
little bit of gold.
Yeah, here it is.
Here, take it.
Pick up your gun.
What?
Well, I'm not just gonna take
your gold. That'd be stealing.
You know what, old timer?
We'll shoot for it.
- Clinch.
- Shut up.
(CLEARS THROAT)
You just take the gold, okay?
Are you calling me a
thief, old timer?
No, no, no!
Then pick up your gun.
That's it.
Now point it at me.
We shoot on three.
(GUN CLICKS)
One.
Two.
God damn it, Clinch!
You didn't have to shoot him!
I know I didn't have
to, sweetheart.
He would've given you the gold!
The point is I had
to ask him twice.
I'm a busy man with a schedule.
You're a son of a b*tch
is what you are.
(GASPS)
Don't you ever say that
to me in front of my men.
A man's wife will respect him.
Now, let's try that again.
Oh, my God, I love you.
I'm, like, the luckiest girl
ever in the history of girls.
That's it. Now, mount up.
Hey, Clinch.
Take a look.
You'd lose half a day
going through Bullhead.
CLINCH:
You, Enoch andJordy will ride with me.
We'll take Bilbee Pass
kind of heat we're going to draw
after we take that stage.
Anna, I'm gonna keep
you out of harm's way.
Lewis, you take Anna and ride east
and hole up here in, uh, Old Stump.
You got that?
We'll let things cool
for a wee bit and then we'll
come for you in 12 days.
(URGES HORSE)
(HORSE NEIGHS)
(WHIMPERING)
Come on, boy.
Come on, Plugger. Come on! Yeah!
Good boy! Let's go!
LEWIS:
Oh, Jesus Christ!(BLEATING)
Well, look who's up at
2:
00 in the afternoon.(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
There's still some pig ass and
sweet cream there if you want it.
(FLY BUZZING)
I'm gonna use the outhouse. Um...
If I die out there, will you
guys just do me one favor?
Just once, I want you
to switch seats.
F*** off.
Okay.
Oh.
Ah, Edward, hey. What's going on?
Oh, my God. Albert,
you look terrible!
Oh, wow, there's that
confidence boost I need.
Thanks a lot. How you doing, buddy?
Well, honestly, I'm a
I haven't seen you in
town in a week and a half
and, you know, it seems like you're
just staying in and sleeping all day.
(STAMMERING) No, I don't
stay home all day. I go out.
You know what I did on Tuesday?
I went out to Charlie
Blanche's ranch
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