A Haunted House 2 Page #5

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- Erase the tape!

- Okay, I'm erasin' the tape!

- I want to see you do it.

- I'm erasing the tape.

- Erase it right now! Do it!

- Baby, I like the way your vagina...

- Erase the tape!

It's not loose! I

like the way it sounds!

Sound like it was

blowin' speakers. It's...

You know, it's kinda

like W. Ferse's bebop!

Who the hell's hittin' me? Abigail?

You got a page?

"In a relationship

with Malcolm Johnson"?

I only hit it once!

What in the hell?

I think I might've

f***ed the wrong b*tch.

Now she's blowin' up my cell phone?

Look at that.

Straight up stalker! She's crazy!

Listen, it's time to turn

my camera game up a level.

I'm talkin' bathrooms,

countertops, computers...

stuffed animals, mouths and asses!

It's goin' down

everywhere! I'm live.

Kitchen? Oh, yeah, I see you.

Perfect. Yeah, and

I got the ass, too.

All inconspicuous.

Told you, cameras everywhere.

Hey, Becky, wanna

play Hide and Clap?

F*** off!

That's, "No, thank you."

Let's do this. Ah,

lady's blindfold.

You got this out your

momma's room, right?

Oh, boy.

Things me and your

momma do with this!

Sometimes she tie my

hands and ip me over...

and toss that... salad.

- Tony likes salad.

- Anyway.

I'll put this on. Let's do it!

One, two, three. First clap!

Come on. Come on. Gimme a clap.

Yeah, I'm gettin' close.

I smell you. I smell you.

You smell like kids, like

worms, coins and doo-doo. Like...

Sh*t!

Can we just play Tag next

time? I just wanna play Tag.

Wyatt? Wyatt?

Where you at, you little sh*t?

Third clap.

I got you, Wyatt.

I win! You took your blindfold off.

You're right, Tony.

Malcolm is an idiot.

Take your camera, loser.

Yeah, I wanna learn

how to start a fire.

What the... hell was that?

I coulda swore...

Sh*t!

F***ed you up!

F***, are you crazy!

Who the f*** are you!

- Malcolm! Oh my God!

- Baby?

You can't be jumpin' out

on brothers like that.

You'll get knocked the

f*** out every time.

- It was supposed to be a joke!

- You okay?

'Cause I f***ed you up!

Like, I hit you with the

force, like with the follow-up.

I wanna ask they

replay that sh*t. Damn!

'Cause you got

froze. You went, "Oh!"

"Please help me."

God, I hope this works.

What is that thing?

That is not human.

That was weird.

Damn.

- I caught yo' ass!

- No, you didn't.

Bullshit!

Becky...

It's your box.

What?

I want you to touch me.

Okay.

Not that box.

You know I love you

and those kids, right?

I'm gonna do everything in my

power to keep you guys protected.

Yeah.

- What was that?

- What?

- That!

- The wind?

Nigga, the windows

are closed! Okay?

I'm tellin' you, that was

either a ghost or a demon.

Or maybe it was a demon

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