A Haunted House 2 Page #4

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What you all dressed up

for? We goin' to a club?

Formal party? We

goin' to a Pajama Jam?

- Just bed.

- Come on, Megan.

You gotta be more comfortable

with this relationship...

You're right.

Put on some sweat pants and some...

Oh, my Jesus Lord! You're naked!

I am. I like being naked, though.

I could be naked all day.

All day? But come on,

that's not practical, hon.

You got a job.

You don't wanna be on the bus

naked or in Starbucks naked.

Why not?

'Cause that coffee

spill on you, it's hot!

It's gonna leave a scar.

Melt one of your

nipples off or somethin'.

The camera's on, baby.

Good. Just make sure

you film my good side.

What the f***? Are you serious?

We gonna get all angles on that...

Oh, sh*t.

Baby, your creepy doll

is makin' my dick scared.

Just let her watch.

You just said the right

type of nasty sh*t!

Oh, God! I gotta

replenish my uids.

After round two.

- That was wild.

- Come here, Malcolm.

What, aren't you done yet?

I am now. Ready for round three?

Seriously...

No ms. No ms. Oh, my God!

Baby, you gotta train

for some sh*t like this!

Come on, Malcolm, bell's

ringing. Time for round four.

No, no, baby. My ding-ding's

knocked out cold.

I can't do it. Corner's

throwin' in the towel!

Let's go, Malcolm.

I gotta get some Enswell if

we keep goin'! Wait, no, baby!

Right now she is

tearin' me up! My God!

Want me to choke you?

Is that what you like?

Stop being a b*tch!

Yeah! Come on! Oh,

you want some of this?

You like that? It's

kinda like a blindfold...

except you can't f***in' breathe!

- Feel like you're dyin'?

- Thing just moved!

Except you can't f***in' breathe!

Thing was watching!

You little...

Who was watching?

Oh, baby, come

here. Check this out!

- Oh, my God!

- Did you see it?

- How could I not?

- I thought I was trippin'!

I am so fat! Look at me!

I look like a huge blubber ass!

- I'm like Miss Piggy in there!

- What're you talking about?

You were gonna shoot my good side.

I did shoot your good side.

Look, I got all that ass up in...

Look at all that ass, girl.

I'm black, brothers like an ass.

You know I do mean that

as a compliment, right?

I see what's going on.

You hate my vagina! You

think it's too loose!

It's not! It's only

on the outside...

but once you choose a wall,

it's pretty damn tight.

You know what, Malcolm,

I have had two kids!

I mean, do you think the stork just

dropped 'em off on the doorstep?

No! You're knocked

up for nine months...

and then your lady parts

are stretched to limits...

you cannot even fathom!

Okay, baby. I think

your vagina's cute.

Erase the tape or we are

never having sex again.

- Well, since you put it that way.

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