A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Page #6
All right, think it over.
Think it- Everybody, okay.
All right, I get it.
It's gonna hike a while to come
around on this whole orgy idea.
Right? Hero?
No, okay. H, h I
Very good, but go ahead, type it in your
BlackBerrys, pencil it in your notebooks.
Orgy. Orgy.
Orgy. Orgy.
Orgy. Orgy. Orgy.
So, Sue, you think this is how you're
gonna finally sleep with Eric?
What? We dated
in high school.
Come on,
that was ages ago.
You guys never,
you know, did it,
so it's kind of
unfinished business.
Yeah, but I've slept with
like a ton of guys since then,
so this doesn't have
anything to do with it.
Fine, but other
than social awkwardness,
give me one reason.
Oh, very well. How about
I give you several reasons?
Like, oh, I don't know,
chlamydia, the herp,
gonorrhea,
syphilis, papilloma.
No, that's Papillon.
The virus that causes genital warts.
Ugh. Why do you think
of this stuff?
Don't you remember the article my
mom clipped from The New Yorker?
No.
Condoms can't stop it
and it causes cervical cancer.
You don't have a cervix.
I don't know how you could have sex
in front of a room full of people.
I mean, I don't even like
to get naked at the spa.
I'm not saying that this is
gonna be easy for me,
but isn't that what
kind of makes it exciting?
I'm not saying that
it wouldn't be fun,
but it's an orgy.
What's the point of
losing all this weight
if you're not gonna show off
your new bod?
You haven't even worn
your bikini yet.
I still have
5 more pounds.
build your self-esteem.
There's the miracle cure. I'm gonna start turning
my clients onto group sex instead of Zoloft.
We're going to the beach.
At least do that.
It's our last summer.
Let's go to the beach.
Shockingly, I'm gonna pass on the
stroll through the tick-infested dunes.
Dude, I've had
Lyme disease.
It's not a big deal.
It's antibiotics, boom, done.
You know I have a needle phobia.
Okay? I can't go to the doctor.
The puncturing
the veins and the... Ugh.
Okay, whatever.
Enjoy the great indoors.
Yeah. Bye.
Okay.
Ooh, hey, Eric. Uh, could you
grab some sand for my ass crack?
I'll grab some
for your cervix.
Okay. Let's say you dated
four guys in one year,
right, and you slept
with them.
You'd be cool with that?
Totally.
And how many guys
have you slept with this year?
None.
Or the year before.
So really all you're doing
is sleeping with four guys
in, like,
a shorter time frame.
of it that way.
What do you think?
Insane, idiotic
and self-destructive.
Okay, hypothetically.
Mm-hm.
If I did decide to do it,
but at the last minute,
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