A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Page #5

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Indubitably.

Really?

Duquez is right.

We got f***ing hosed.

Goddang.

Hey, what about that?

What about what?

What about that

for the final party?

What?

An orgy.

An orgy?

An orgy.

You wanna have an orgy?

Why not?

Get out of town.

it'll never happen.

Why not?

Why not?

Because people don't

have orgies, you know?

Oh, come on. They used to.

True.

Yeah, think about it, dude.

An orgy.

A good old-fashioned orgy.

Wowie.

That is a blaze of glory.

Okay. Now you know

I hate naysayers, right?

But I'm gonna have to say nay.

Really?

Really.

Are you throwing down

the gauntlet?

Oops, what's that?

It's on the ground

as we speak.

We're gonna have an orgy.

We're gonna have an orgy.

Oh, boy. Here we go.

Okay, guys,

I've been mulling it over

and I have a concept

for the final fiesta.

All right.

What is it?

Whoo!

Fiesta.

While this will be

the most spectacular

and insane party any of us have taken

part of, it's not gonna be a big thing.

It's just gonna be us.

It's gonna be small,

intimate, special.

Oh, I'll make lasagna.

Yummy.

Oh, yeah.

We're gonna have an orgy.

Who?

Us.

Where?

Right here. Labor Day weekend.

Us? A naked sex orgy?

You're kidding, right?

No, I'm not. Why not us?

People used to have them

all the time.

All the time.

What happened

to our generation?

What happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

AIDS.

AIDS.

AIDS hit right

when we hit puberty.

And it scared the sh*t

out of all of us.

It turned sex into this big,

frightening thing.

He's right.

Kids today are freaks,

our parents were freaks,

we're a bunch of

f***ing pussies.

We're the lamest generation.

This is our chance.

Our chance to do it right.

Take back what's

been taken from us.

Isn't that from Goonies?

I am paraphrasing Goonies.

Orgy. Orgy.

Orgy. - Orgy. - Orgy. -

Duquez, come on.

You're into this, right?

What? Heh-heh-heh. No.

We're all friends.

It would just be too weird.

How do you know unless you try?

EW!

If we all went into this with an

open mind, it could be amazing.

In theory,

a noble call to arms.

In practice, I cannot

imagine a more awkward

and uncomfortably

terrible evening.

Oh, laugh, laugh,

laugh all you want.

Seriously, don't you get it?

This is it,

the final blowout,

and then the house is gone.

People move away.

Things change.

We need to think

outside of the box.

And inside the box.

Eww.

Mike, that's not

what I'm going for.

Come on. An orgy?

What?

What?

Are you serious?

Yes, it worked. Ha-ha-ha.

Come on. An orgy?

It's madness.

Ugh.

It's gonna be a f***ing blast.

Success!

Success!

Sue's in.

Thank you, yes.

Here we go.

Come on.

I'm gonna go meet Marcus.

Oh, my God.

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