A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy Page #4

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That's not new energy?

Nigga, please.

Come on.

Wait, what part of the game

are you missing?

Are you delusional?

You don't get that every time

i come here

To oblige you,

i take my ring off?

- Oh, you're obliging me

when you come over?

- Yes, I'm obliging.

That's you.

That is your baggage

that you're removing.

Yeah, you do wanna ride

with this guilt trip now?

I'm not tripping.

That's what it is.

I am your fantasy, okay?

And i love that.

I make you happy

when you come over here,

You get away,

and that's what we want.

You called and invited

yourself over, i cooked,

Now you got beef.

What's up with all that?

You got a problem

with me trying to make

you happy today?

- That's what i thought.

- I can't do this, man.

- I can't do this.

- But you're doing it.

- You're continuing it.

- You started it.

- I started off

trying to tell you--

- You stood here

And started it

with the big dramatic pause

And the big "brand-new."

- But you're not with it.

- I'm gonna holla with you

about this later.

D'andre, you are not

gonna call me later.

Again,

I mean, i don't know

why i even speak to you.

What you mean, you don't know

why you speak to me?

- Because you don't

believe sh*t,

- What does that mean?

I'm telling you

what's going on with me,

and you ain't--

Because i know you're lying.

I know you enough to know

when you are lying.

And you're lying right now.

You're not gonna call me

back today.

Yes, i'm gonna answer

my f***ing phone.

I'd appreciate

if you keep your mouth

shut too.

Speaking.

Yeah.

Cool. Yeah.

Okay, all right.

I'm going.

All of a sudden the phone

is a problem.

The phone rings one time,

the phone rings 20 times,

it's a problem.

But you're tripping like

Something's changed.

All this arguing,

bitching and moaning--

I get that at home.

I don't need that here

with you.

I'm amazed at how

disrespectful you've become.

This sh*t is just--

It's amazing to me.

- You say you want one thing,

But i can't--

I can't imagine

you really do, man,

The way you've been

behaving this day.

But it's cool.

If that's what

you wanna do.

Are you talking to me?

I thought you were

still on the phone.

What did you say?

I was trying to be

respectful.

That's what i thought.

Hello?

Hello?

I'm sorry, i must

have the wrong number.

Who are you looking for?

- Excuse me?

- Did you call d'andre?

Yes, i did.

Who is this?

This is helena,

who is this?

- This is his wife.

- Oh, he just left.

Did you wanna leave

a message?

Who is this?

Helena.

What's your name again?

- B*tch, i know you know me

by my first name.

- Who? Who?

- Jade.

- Oh, that is such

a pretty name.

B*tch.

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