A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy Page #5

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You are so far

out of line, right now.

I wasn't trying

to be out of line.

I apologize.

- You're obviously

looking for him.

- Apology not accepted

Because i know damn well

you know if i call my

husband's phone,

- I was not calling for you.

- I was trying to help out.

I didn't know.

Oh, thank you.

I'm really trying

to understand...

- I do what i can.

- ...why my husband was

with you today?

Maybe you should

ask him.

I'm asking you, b*tch.

You're the one who answered

the phone.

I'm not the b*tch.

I think you got the wrong

number for real.

You have a problem

with your husband,

not me, cow.

Well, is there something

i can help you with?

Hey, you know what?

You know what?

You know what?

How long is this

been going on, helena?

About eight months, jade.

You love him?

Maybe.

Do you?

What the f*** do you think?

What do you think?

I took the ring,

the last name,

The bills, the debt,

the child support,

everything!

Yes, i love him.

How would you feel if

somebody came and destroyed

your family?

Think about my children.

Think about how they're

gonna feel.

You're f***ing

my sh*t up.

Hey, baby, it's me.

Let's do lunch

or something tomorrow, okay?

- Call me.

Hey, this is

my second message.

I know you pretend

to be busy with your job

that you're never at.

But call a sister back.

I wanna talk to you.

Bye.

Okay, dre, what is

with the ice?

I don't understand

why you're not returning

my calls.

This is call three.

It should be strike three.

You're acting like an ass.

You know my number.

ain't never wanted you

so bad

won't you come

around here?

no games...

- Happy birthday.

- Thank you.

Watch it, girl.

Good, though.

- Watch your manners.

- What?

Why do you want

some of my fries?

'Cause i want some.

Okay, just 'cause

you want some-- Give me

some of your fries.

I don't have anymore,

that's why i'm asking you

for some of yours.

- Oh.

- Come on.

- You're not gonna

let me have none?

- No.

- Damn, you stingy.

- I ain't stingy.

You ate all your fries.

You wanna get my fries?

You can share.

You didn't share yours.

You ate all yours.

You didn't ask me

for none.

- Unreal.

- Oh, man, you're wacked.

Oh, i'm wacked 'cause you

ate all your fries?

It's my fault--

Look!

Oh, you're a liar!

You just put one in your mouth.

- That was

the last one i had.

- The last one?

- Ooh!

That was the last one.

I'm glad i didn't give you

none of my fries.

It was hid up

under my chicken.

Man, whatever.

Whatever.

It was hid under the chicken.

I didn't know i had no more.

Man you're-- Ooh!

You're a liar.

- No, i ain't.

- That's a lie.

You're cheap.

Stupid.

- Give them to me.

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