A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy Page #3

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Why do i have to explain

that to you 100 times?

How is you callin'

and invitin' yourself over

to my house my fault?

All i'm simply doing

is explaining to you what's not

feeling right for me right now.

And you still haven't

done that. What does

not feel right to you?

Because you're doing more

talking than listening.

You got a problem

with breakfast?

You should be receiving

instead of broadcasting.

Oh, you're not worried

about it now, huh?

You don't wanna hear

what i've got to say now?

It don't have nothing to do

with what i do.

I'm on the phone

and i'm having

a business call

And you got the nerve

to talk while i'm talking.

How am i

supposed to know?

You speaking while

i'm speaking.

- I'm sorry about that.

- Making snide comments

while i'm on the phone.

I'm sorry about that.

I apologize.

- It won't happen again.

- Right right.

Therefore it should all

be good now, right?

That's it?

- You apologized so...

- That's all that i see

as the problem.

Something about being

real literal about this day.

It's just the overall

energy in this day has been

- Real real brand-New.

You got this--

- You are so extra.

Oh, i'm extra?

I'm extra?

You're the one that barely

came before you answered

the phone.

Business call?

You couldn't even halfway

take a piss

Without the daggone voicemail

indicator going off.

- Business call?

- That's bullshit right there.

- Oh, that's bullshit?

- Yeah, that's bullshit

right there.

What i say?

Not your whole speech?

You making it like

because it's a business call

- That made the difference.

- That did make the difference.

It makes more of a difference

if it's not a business call.

No it doesn't.

See? That's the problem

i have,

Because now you're moving

Into a whole 'nother

area of things.

- I don't know what you mean.

- You don't know what i mean?

That's straight up

disrespect.

And i apologized.

You rocking the boat.

You being dramatic.

I'm not rocking the boat.

I apologized. That was wrong.

You got this real

funky-ass energy going

on with you right now.

Why i almost had to wrestle

your funky ass ring

off your finger?

You wanna start with that

and we can work our way down?

Yeah, because you act

like because my ring is

not on my finger,

That somehow, i'm not

married, right?

You don't think

that i know you're married?

- I hope you don't

lose sight of it.

- How could i not?

Your wife reminds me

that you're married.

I really could give

a f*** about the ring.

It's tradition, okay?

When you come over here,

the ring goes off.

That's it.

That's all. But not today

for some special reason.

But I'm brand-new?

What's up with that?

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