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Jonathan Harvey
1996		Right! Now! This is Mr. Bennett, and he's going to be taking the boys for football. Mr. Bennett foolishly wants to be a teacher. -Look at the f...Rate it:

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Chris McKenna
2021		We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka Myste...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)

Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Robert Garland
1987		No more. Is that supposed to scare me? - Don't be a wiseass! - Just take it easy. Commander Farrell's trying to lay it out for us. Why don't...Rate it:

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Lem Dobbs
1991		You don't see me standin' here, man? See me lookin' at you? Get outta the car! I'll take care of you, man! - 911 emergency. - Hello there. It's me....Rate it:

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Mick Garris
1982		Your move: bishop to knight four: My move: knight to rook three: Poor baby, you're startin' to lose it, aren't ya ? Your move: king to rook one...Rate it:

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Charles Lederer
1951		- H, Eddie. - Hiya, Scotty. - Cold enough for you? - Well, I'm only faintly alive. It's 25 below. - You know everybody? - We haven't met. - M...Rate it:

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Unknown
2015		1 Tremendous pleasure and honor to welcome the incredible, unique, and fantastic, one and only Nina Simone. Hello. Hi! We're ready. One, two...Rate it:

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Billy Bob Thornton
1996		Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)

Troy Byer
2003		-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)

Spike Lee
2014		Church, let's bow our heads for a brief prayer for our recently departed Bishop Enoch. - He's in a better place now. - Pray for his lovely fami...Rate it:

(4.00 / 9 votes)

Woody Allen
1999		Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)

Timothy S. Bennett
2007		1 The picture you are about to see deals with the problem of self-destruction. Its purpose was to enable people to better understand the nature...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Lukas Heller
1962		Want to see it again, little girl? It shouldn't frighten you. Sorry. Nothing until matinee tomorrow. - Lady, would you mind taking off your hat?...Rate it:

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Steven McGregor
2017		1 What you fuckin' doing? Standing around? Oi! That's it, walk away. Fuckin' idiot. Black bastard. Why don't you listen to me, eh? - What'd...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)

David Koepp
1993		Somebody's pullin' me close to the ground. I can sense, but I can't see. I ain't panicked. I been here before. Same as when I got popped on 104...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)

Spike Lee
1989		Second Draft March 1, 1988; Brooklyn, N.Y. Forty Acres and a Mule Filmworks, Inc. YA-DIG SHO-NUFF BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY WGA #45816 "The ...Rate it:

(3.30 / 10 votes)

Robert Riskin
1934		FADE IN: Part One The HARBOR at Miami Beach FADES IN, providing quick VIEWS of yachts, aquaplanes, and luxurious sh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Ernest Lehman
1957		FADE IN: EXT. INT. GLOBE NEWSPAPER BUILDING - DUSK - N.Y. A row of newspaper delivery trucks is lined up against the long loading bay, waiting fo...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Keisuke Yoshida
2013		1 We've really never met? I swear I've seen you before Oh, you're a celebrity? No, I'm not Really? I feel there must be something Okay, your...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Nick Hornby
2014		1 Anyway, to cut a long story short, I decided to kill myself. That's the trouble with suicides, I've learnt. You can't cut the long story sho...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Richard H. Landau
1949		This is the Letterman General Hosiptal at San Francisco, California. For those outside these gates the war is over, a thing of the past. For th...Rate it:

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Arthur Laurents
1973		Who is it? It's Lieutenant Finley. He's coming up the path. It might be worth listening to him, Edna. So he can tell me about D-day? I don't ...Rate it:

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Paul Yurick
2001		FADE IN: 1 EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - DAY 1 OPENING CREDITS and MUSIC play as dawn breaks over thecity by the bay. Sounds of intense SEXUAL EXERTION F...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)

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