50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Page #6
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- 2004
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what the hell happened?
Well...
I met someone.
You came back for a woman?
I know, I know.
Things were going so well.
Well, who is she?
She's a friend of Eileen's.
You came back
for a friend of Eileen's?
Eileen
has horrible, ugly friends.
OK, she was an acquaintance.
We met a few years ago,
only then, she had a boyfriend.
Then tonight, at the airport,
I run into her...
and, of course,
we're both single.
Oh, so she ruined your exit.
Well, I mean,
I can't walk away now...
knowing
she's there and available.
Otherwise, I'll just be back
in three weeks.
Uhh. Do you wear a 32 Hanes?
Oh. Yeah.
So, wait, what are you gonna do?
You're just gonna go on a date?
Well, I have to make sure
that she's wrong for me.
You know, psychologists
say it takes...
before the real you shows up.
No, no. I'm putting this
on the fast track.
The real me is gonna show up
the first date...
and I'm giving her the bad news
right up front.
I don't want to be her friend.
I don't want children,
'cause there's already...
too many parents in the world
as it is.
And I have no opinions
about shoes.
to go for that?
Well, there's always
that chance.
I mean, who knows where or when
love will strike?
I mean, I've just got
to give it an honest shot.
So, I guess you'll be
wanting your room back.
No, I'm booked on the red-eye
tomorrow night.
Yes, Bucky,
I am still in Los Angeles.
I'm just calling to tell you...
you are a great writer,
Shakespeare.
You could be
another Michael Crichton.
Well, we do both write
about dinosaurs.
Come on,
why do you hurt me like that?
I have nothing
but the utmost respect for you.
What do you say to $5,000?
Bucky, listen,
this is not about money.
It's about self-respect.
I hear you. How about 7,000?
I said no! I quit! Period!
OK, fine.
I appreciate that...
because now
I can be honest with you...
you stinkin' little hack!
I am a--a historical figure,
God damn it!
And I'll show
all you little writer faggots!
Anyone can write a book,
ass-wipe!
Come on. There's no way...
you're gonna bag her
on the first date.
Besides, you've never
gotten laid on a first date...
in your entire life.
See, I am sick of waiting till
the third date to be denied sex.
I'm just gonna say to her,
"Look, we're both adults.
"We both know why we're here,
so let's have sex, tonight."
And if that goes well...
we'll build toward
a nice get-to-know-you lunch.
Maybe you should call
I hope you don't mind
my calling so soon.
Usually I'd act like I was busy
and wait five days...
but I'm kind of experimenting
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