50 First Dates Page #3

He and my brother Doug, they go

out to sea for months at a time.

And I miss them so much while they're

gone that when they come back...

...I just hold on to them

for five minutes each.

And they smell just like your hands.

It's the best smell in the world.

Well, my fingers are available...

...for your sniffing pleasure

anytime you need them.

- Wanna?

- Okay.

Sea lions are known

for their athleticism...

...and dolphins are known

for their intelligence.

- Walruses are known for their...

- Tusks?

Their tusks. Also their male parts

can get pretty gigantic.

Yeah, yeah, it's the second biggest

out of all the mammals.

- What's the first?

- I think Tattoo-Face.

I like your laugh.

I like you making me laugh.

I hate to break this up,

but we're setting up for lunch.

Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue.

And the real cool thing about walruses

is they're very mysterious.

- Mysterious?

- Yeah, yeah.

We don't really know what

they're like in the wild.

Don't they just sleep on icebergs

and yawn all the time?

All we really see is what they do

outside of the water...

...but who knows what

they do under the ice...

...where they spend

two-thirds of their lives.

Well, maybe they're intimidating the

other creatures with their big winkies.

That is one theory.

- I have to go.

- Where you going?

It's my dad's birthday, and we go

every year and we pick a pineapple.

- It's a tradition.

- That sounds nice. Okay, well...

...I had a great time.

- Me too.

- Okay.

Would you like to have breakfast

again tomorrow morning, same time?

- Because I teach an art class at 10.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- I wish I could make it...

...but, yes, I will be there.

- Take care.

- Okay.

- One for the road. It is fishy.

- Got you good.

- Aloha.

- Aloha!

See you tomorrow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness.

Sh*t.

I had a bee on me.

- All right.

- He was a big one.

Which means

"look at those two shitheads."

That was the stupidest-looking

swing I've ever seen.

I'm gonna take a Molokai

on that one.

No throwing. Come on.

Stop laughing, you hyenas.

Let's see what you get.

Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!

Show papa what you got.

- You suck, you're good at everything.

- Father of the Year strikes again.

By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond

tax attorney at Starbucks today.

I told her you the kahuna

she wanna have fun on this island.

You want her number?

You pimping tourists for me again?

Yes! I live vicariously

through you, remember?

My life sucks.

Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki

sneaky between the cheeky.

Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then

I can get through another weekend.

I'm staying in. Sorry.

Thank you, though.

- What?

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