3 Days of Normal Page #4

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I guess you're going to

Greeley then?

Don't you have a shower?

What?

I'll use that.

No

Yes.

No.

Come on.

You are not coming to my house.

Oh come on.

No!

I'll get to wash whatever

man-stew

has soaked into that prison bed

over the last hundred years.

And you get a ride back to town.

The chief never the wiser.

Great, settled.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on!

You can do it, come on.

I'm not happy about this.

It's a cool car.

Thanks.

Why you got standard?

Why are you a little bit gay?

[PHONE RINGS]

Yeah?

No, I'm, I'm in the middle of

a very important meeting.

Who?

Nikki?

Just so, what, what, what's

she doing up there?

Oh, oh

We'll see. Some guy just

called it in.

[PHONE RINGS]

Do you have a towel?

Cabinet.

Ah,

Bill Morgan.

Bill!

Where the hell have you been?

Chief, hey, I, I just stopped

home for one minute.

Where is that girl?

She is in the bathroom.

At your house?

Well I, I thought you were

taking her to her car?

Tell him to be nice.

I was and then she wanted to

get cleaned up.

So I, I brought her here.

Well played, my boy.

[LAUGHS]

Have her sign something.

Well as soon as she's done,

it's back out on patrol.

No, no, don't ever sign something

because then she's gonna...

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Okay, sorry, I'm sorry.

Bill, I got things

under control here.

Just try to be nice for once.

Make her some lunch,

have some fun.

Chief, I want her out of here

as soon as possible.

Well I you two to enjoy

yourselves.

Consider that an order!

Ah crud!

Ah, she's gorgeous. Look at her.

I just hope Bill aint trying

to play Scrabble with her.

You got any clothes I can wear?

I threw mine in the wash.

Yeah, I... heard it running

What do you got there?

Oh, nothing, I was just

putting it away.

I'm not sure how it got out.

You got any game?

You mean am I good?

Yeah, I was the two-time town

quarter finalist.

Hmm, you may not know me very

well, Officer Bill Morgan,

But playing Scrabble is one thing

I do truly well in my life.

Uh, let's get some

clothes on you first.

Mmm mm mm.

Ooh.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that

could work.

Thanks.

Yellow's my best color, you

know.

Yeah, it's your hair.

Surprised you notice that

sort of thing.

It's my job to notice things.

So I was thinking of

making some food.

Probably good for you to eat

something before you blow away.

Mac and cheese it is.

Nikki?

Nikki?

Nikki?

Nikki.

Food's ready.

Eat up.

I like my victim's fat before

the slaughter.

You came.

I figured you'd run.

Like you always do.

Not this time.

I'm tired of running,

of not being able to remember

who I am.

Then...

let me remind you.

[GIGGLES]

You think I could get away

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