3 Days of Normal Page #3

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Yeah, oh and uh yes.

You know, you can just stop

it with that.

How do you do that without using

cruise control?

It's amazing!

Oh, you're talented.

Do you think there's

fleas in that jail?

'Cause my head is itchy.

Have a safe trip

back to New York.

Yeah. Thanks.

You can go now.

You're free to go.

I'm not free.

Not if I go back there.

Let me put this in words you

might understand.

You don't' have to go home,

but you can't stay here.

You're probably going to try

to arrest me for this too,

But you're a real prick.

Mind the speed limits now.

[REVS ENGINE]

Peas and crow!

You okay, Bill!

It's Officer Morgan.

Well, Officer Morgan, I uh,

seem to have noticed

you got in some car trouble.

Anything a drunk lush like me can do

to help you out?

I need a lift into town.

Gosh, I don't know.

I have got so much to do today.

You know, milk the horses,

water the cows.

Ooph, besides can't

you just call the chief?

I can't tell Chief about this.

Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing.

Good luck!

Hold on, wait, whoa, whoa,

wait!

Whoa.

You can't leave me out here.

I'm 20 miles from town.

Well that's what you get for

surrounding yourself

with such

peace and tranquility.

Hey, hey!

Ch-ch-ch-Charlie.

Hey, I need a tow.

No, no, now, not later.

Now I need it.

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie?

I need a tow. Prick!

[CHANGING RADIO STATIONS]

I just want to know what I'm

supposed to tell my daughter.

I mean she idolizes Nikki Gold.

I've seen your daughter.

You should both stick to radio.

Maybe Nikki Gold should too.

Hey she's made some

decent stuff.

Did you see Summer's Dawn?

No, but I did see her do

blow off a sidewalk.

[LAUGHTER]

Gene's right.

That girl is two steps away

from a certified train wreck.

Well I hope she pulls

herself out of

whatever funk she's in.

Don't worry, if this tape's

half as good as advertised,

she'll have a whole new

career waiting for her

in a different part of the

entertainment industry.

[LAUGHTER]

Two hours, nine minutes and

13 seconds.

I think that's pretty

admirable for 12 miles.

[GRUNTS]

You thirsty?

Yum yum! Drink up!

[GASPING]

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, I didn't touch it.

I just, I couldn't resist.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you know, just soaking up

the oxygen.

I ought to arrest you for

being a pain in the butt.

Hey, arrest yourself.

Aw crud!

I wouldn't have said anything.

Yeah, I would have.

Hey, I've been trying to find

a decent hotel in the area,

but there is no 3-G out here.

The nearest one's in Greeley.

I think it's 40 miles west.

Oh, it's a little far to

go for a shower.

What do you need a shower for?

Have you seen the

mattress in that cell?

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