
3 Days of Normal
[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]
[DISPATCH OVER RADIO]
[PHONE RINGS]
[SIREN PEALING]
Don't just stand there.
See that?
Tried to kill me.
[GOBBLE GOBBLE]
Those new uniforms
are very sharp.
Same since '76, Mrs. Greer.
Three, two, one.
[DEEP INHALING]
Ohhh! Stoney bomb!
[LAUGHS]
Whoa, I can't feel my toes.
Awesome.
[LAUGHS]
[SIREN]
Awesome.
Damn, it's Bill.
Okay.
Alright, just shut up and be cool, okay.
I know how to handle this.
That's what your mom said.
Amos Wall.
Good to see you again.
Hey, Officer Morgan.
Everything okay?
You were driving a little
erratic back there.
[SNICKERING]
Uh, no, just trying
to stay on the defensive.
Something tells me
that's not all you're on.
What?
Step out of the vehicle,
please.
Those are not mine.
Oh my God.
Wow.
[DEEP VOICE] TMI
Hello my puppies
and welcome to TMI.
I'm your host, Colin Wade
And tonight's top story...
Gold, Nikki Gold.
With rumors of a sex tape
featuring her and
on-again, off-again flame,
Trent Callender
burning up the internet
and the premier of her new
film, Ravagers II...
[TV SET] barely a week away, the
question is...
will Nikki's off-screen exploits
threaten the box office opening?
It's fun, it's scary, it's
sexy, it's...
Mm-mm. No flies on her.
Step away from the bear.
Empty your pockets...
Sorry officer.
We were just messing around.
You have a lot to learn about
the responsibilities
associated with operating
a motor vehicle.
I'm giving you tonight
Are you ser- [SIGHS]
Yes, Sir.
Bill, you enjoy this stuff
way too much.
What do you want me to do
with this?
Is it empty?
Yeah.
Shucks.
Um, evidence department, I guess.
Well, if it isn't
Harry Houdini.
act you pulled last night.
That girl was perfectly nice.
And absolutely thrilled
about the idea of going
out with a cop.
A little too thrilled.
You could have been Barry Bonds
in a T-ball game
if you just stepped up
to the plate.
Barry Bonds did HGH, May.
Dale, what did we do to raise
such a tight-ass?
Enough already.
Come here,
and let me kiss the petals
of my sweet, sweet rose.
If you're nice, I might let you
lick the dew right off of 'em.
[LAUGHS]
I don't know what the doc's
got you two on,
but he needs
to halve the dosage.
Maybe you need a double dose.
Look at this, look at this.
Look at this mustache.
You trimmed it
a little bit shaggy, there.
[POLICE RADIO]
Cruiser one do you copy?
Ten-four, Mama, you got
something?
Just giving you a whistle,
seeing where you are.
I'm down at the old
fishing hole.
Any bites?
I haven't seen a car
in 34 minutes.
I fried some chicken.
And I put some on your desk.
Roger that. Thanks May.
Sorry if I came off a little
harsh earlier.
Gotten worse.
From you, no less.
[CLOCK TICKING]
Miss, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Miss?
Miss?
Miss?
Hello, Miss?
What!
Jesus!
No comment.
No comment.
Hi Officer.
Where you heading tonight, Miss?
Canada.
Is that, uh, is that a little
vodka you got there?
I like this hat.
Don't!
Cops in New York need
to wear this hat.
Uh, Miss, I'm going to need
to see license, registration...
Miss? Miss?
You wake up.
Hello?
Show me your penis.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
Come on, it's time to be
a grown up.
Stop it!
Okay. 23 to Dispatch.
Officer Morgan, how much longer
you gonna keep me in here?
You gotta wake up.
You know you're
in the chair tonight.
In the chair. Go on, cuff yourself.
You know the routine.
(4.00 / 1 vote)
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