3 Days of Normal

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[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

[DISPATCH OVER RADIO]

[PHONE RINGS]

[SIREN PEALING]

Don't just stand there.

See that?

Tried to kill me.

[GOBBLE GOBBLE]

Those new uniforms

are very sharp.

Same since '76, Mrs. Greer.

Three, two, one.

[DEEP INHALING]

Ohhh! Stoney bomb!

[LAUGHS]

Whoa, I can't feel my toes.

Awesome.

[LAUGHS]

[SIREN]

Awesome.

Damn, it's Bill.

Okay.

Alright, just shut up and be cool, okay.

I know how to handle this.

That's what your mom said.

Amos Wall.

Good to see you again.

Hey, Officer Morgan.

Everything okay?

You were driving a little

erratic back there.

[SNICKERING]

Uh, no, just trying

to stay on the defensive.

Something tells me

that's not all you're on.

What?

Step out of the vehicle,

please.

[CANS RATTLING ON PAVEMENT]

Those are not mine.

Oh my God.

Wow.

[DEEP VOICE] TMI

Hello my puppies

and welcome to TMI.

I'm your host, Colin Wade

And tonight's top story...

Gold, Nikki Gold.

With rumors of a sex tape

featuring her and

on-again, off-again flame,

Trent Callender

burning up the internet

and the premier of her new

film, Ravagers II...

[TV SET] barely a week away, the

question is...

will Nikki's off-screen exploits

threaten the box office opening?

It's fun, it's scary, it's

sexy, it's...

Mm-mm. No flies on her.

Step away from the bear.

Empty your pockets...

Sorry officer.

We were just messing around.

You have a lot to learn about

the responsibilities

associated with operating

a motor vehicle.

I'm giving you tonight

to think about that.

Are you ser- [SIGHS]

Yes, Sir.

Bill, you enjoy this stuff

way too much.

What do you want me to do

with this?

Is it empty?

Yeah.

Shucks.

Um, evidence department, I guess.

Well, if it isn't

Harry Houdini.

I heard about the vanishing

act you pulled last night.

That girl was perfectly nice.

And absolutely thrilled

about the idea of going

out with a cop.

A little too thrilled.

You could have been Barry Bonds

in a T-ball game

if you just stepped up

to the plate.

Barry Bonds did HGH, May.

Dale, what did we do to raise

such a tight-ass?

Enough already.

Come here,

and let me kiss the petals

of my sweet, sweet rose.

If you're nice, I might let you

lick the dew right off of 'em.

[LAUGHS]

I don't know what the doc's

got you two on,

but he needs

to halve the dosage.

Maybe you need a double dose.

Look at this, look at this.

Look at this mustache.

You trimmed it

a little bit shaggy, there.

[POLICE RADIO]

Cruiser one do you copy?

Ten-four, Mama, you got

something?

Just giving you a whistle,

seeing where you are.

I'm down at the old

fishing hole.

Any bites?

I haven't seen a car

in 34 minutes.

I fried some chicken.

And I put some on your desk.

Roger that. Thanks May.

Sorry if I came off a little

harsh earlier.

Gotten worse.

From you, no less.

[DON'T WORK TOO HARD TONIGHT]

[SHORT PEAL OF SIREN]

[CLOCK TICKING]

Miss, can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Miss?

Miss?

Miss?

Hello, Miss?

What!

Jesus!

No comment.

No comment.

Hi Officer.

Where you heading tonight, Miss?

Canada.

Is that, uh, is that a little

vodka you got there?

I like this hat.

Don't!

Cops in New York need

to wear this hat.

Uh, Miss, I'm going to need

to see license, registration...

Miss? Miss?

You wake up.

Hello?

Show me your penis.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

Come on, it's time to be

a grown up.

Stop it!

Okay. 23 to Dispatch.

Officer Morgan, how much longer

you gonna keep me in here?

You gotta wake up.

You know you're

in the chair tonight.

In the chair. Go on, cuff yourself.

You know the routine.

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