13 Demons Page #6

shadows grew beyond the

gleam of the crystals,

descending on the chests

and shelves of books

within the table

of the gray lord.

Paladins debated ancient

philosophies, Grant...

- why do you always

misread the sacred book?

It's a form of disrespect.

What is wrong with you?

You're reading like a child.

- Dude, it's paladin.

- P-p-p-p-p-paladin, paladin.

T-t-t-t-treasure,

g-g-g-g-golden golden

c-c-c-crown, crown, crowns.

We have been playing

this for many days.

The least you could

do is show respect.

What kind of person are you?

Am I right?

- Are you...

- language.

- Dude, what the

f*** is your problem?

- You sound like a

drunken Bavarian ogre.

- We're just tryin' to

get along here, all right?

- It doesn't even matter,

it doesn't even matter.

Just continue r-r-r-reading.

- I respect this realm.

- Continue.

- I do.

- Continue.

- Don't tell me

what to do, okay?

- Please.

- Okay.

Paladin.

At the stone walls

of the paladin,

proceed to the inner circle.

Join thine brethren

paladin as you watch for

the wizard and his open arms.

Collect 100 gold piece.

Man.

There, okay?

- Where's my dice?

Where's my dice, my dice was

right here, now it's gone.

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

- What do you mean

you lost your dice?

You're so careless, man,

why do you always lose sh*t?

I mean, you take

enough time already,

you lose your way all

across the realms,

yet you still can't

hold onto anything,

and yet you claim that we

have no respect for this game?

- Okay, this is

what I mean by like

not respecting what

we're trying to do.

Why can't you be more prepared?

I mean...

- did you take it?

Did you take my dice?

- I have mine.

I've been holding onto it.

When I throw it down, I

find out where it goes,

count how many dots are

on it, and I grab it.

- And you claim yourself to

be a golden paladin warrior

and you can't even

remember where your dice is

and you have the audacity to

blame others in your own quest.

- Thick as thieves, you are.

- Look, you are slipping, man.

- I'm gonna ask you again.

Did you take my dice?

I am looking at you, not you.

You.

- No, man, what the f***.

Come on.

Let's just be civilized here.

- Oh, false alarm.

Very sorry.

I am sorry, I am sorry.

I didn't mean to

accuse any of you.

You are not thieves, all

is right in the order.

The brotherhood.

Right?

Right?

Can we continue?

Oh, god.

As I approach the barbarian,

he drew himself up.

Listen, he shouts,

child of nature,

I have done my part.

I have practiced my skills.

I am the only

journeyman in this land.

The only way to get to

your first demon citadel

is by taking the path the left.

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