13 Demons Page #5

brown, shriveled skins dangling

where once the branches

dipped with red apples.

The sky's a sea of red,

choking with smoke.

Your village lay in ruin.

Demons chase young children

through the streets.

Sound of wailing fills the air.

You hear cracks like thunder.

Armies of demons riding

across the realm,

war, famine, pestilence,

tragedy, misery,

cut down your people

wherever you look.

Horrified, you raise

from your nightmare.

You fly past the ruined

trees of blasted earth

and heaven has opened up and

frozen with rain pelt you.

Winds strike at you and may

fight you like a feather.

Whoa, that's some heavy sh*t.

- Yeah.

- To advance,

you must roll a four or higher.

Roll to continue.

Fulfill your destiny.

- Fulfill that destiny.

- I'm gonna fulfill it.

- This is getting better, man.

- Oh.

Your turn.

- Oh, um.

You guys want a snort?

- Nah man, I'm good.

Let's just play the game.

- Okay, yeah.

Sure.

- Yeah, I'll have some.

- No man, no.

No, thanks, no.

Let's just play the game man.

Let's keep playing.

All right, all right?

Cool, all right.

Okay, um, so.

Paladins enter upon

the magic room.

The master speaks.

In my foolish enthusiasm I

blurted out the plans to you

while you were on

your way to collect

the henna rope from the

wise woman of the Viborg.

Viborg, or Viborg.

Viborg.

I'm really sorry,

I'm sorry, that was.

That was uncalled for.

Viborg.

I didn't mean to

mispronounce it.

Can we continue?

- Yeah.

Okay.

- I won't make

that mistake again.

I'm sorry, I'm

really sorry, guys.

- That's okay.

- Okay, um.

Upon retrieval of the power gem,

remember, before you

forget your loyalty,

you wouldn't prompt to

insist on remaining with me,

be sure, for your survival

of capturing of the power gem

to displace all demons.

I.

It says I have to

roll a four or higher.

Six.

We're in the

demon town now, man.

- We're paladins.

- I am sorry about before,

talking sh*t about this game,

but this is a really good game.

This is a really good game.

This is a really good game.

I'm serious, it's

a really good game,

it's a really good game, guys.

This is entirely a good game.

I, this is a really good game.

This is a really,

really, really good game.

- Wow.

How about that.

- The body of an

unidentified man

was found in the parking

lot of an office park

on the southeast side.

Sources say his face

was so badly beaten,

he will have to be

identified by fingerprints

or dental records.

Anyone with information is

asked to call silent observer.

- Go in Harmony, paladin.

And seek thine balance

of the gray lore

through the stone walls

of the paladin's new home.

As they begin to disappear,

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