Your Highness

Synopsis: Throughout history, tales of chivalry have burnished the legends of brave, handsome knights who rescue fair damsels, slay dragons and conquer evil. But behind many a hero is a good-for-nothing younger brother trying just to stay out of the way of those dragons, evil and trouble in general. As two princes on a daring mission to save their land, they must rescue the heir apparent's fiancée before their kingdom is destroyed. Thadeous (McBride) has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious (Franco) embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he's settled for a life of wizard's weed, hard booze and easy maidens. But when Fabious' bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), gets kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the king gives his deadbeat son an ultimatum: Man up and help rescue her or get cut off. Half-assedly embarking upon his first quest, Thadeous joins Fabious to tr
Director(s): David Gordon Green
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 win & 3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
102 min

Welcome home! You are adored.

It's Prince Fabious!

Prince Fabious, I'm here for you now.


Oh, my god, I missed you so.

Great to see you.


My son.

Welcome home.

As you all know,

the evil wizard Leezar

has plagued our kingdom

with his foul creatures

and wicked ways for years.

But with my brave trusted knights

and my dear Simon.

Join us, my mechanical friend.

We have dispatched the latest

of these cold blooded enemies.


The head of Leezar's mighty Cyclops!

F*ck, yeah!

Fabious! Fabious! Fabious!

Once again, Prince Fabious has made me

as proud as a father could ever be.

All the land owes him gratitude.

This is not the only good news

that I've brought home with me today.

Father, Brother, kingdom...

She is radiant!

I'd like you to meet my bride-to-be.


Belladonna, my dear,

why don't you delight us

with your story.

Oh, no.

It's a story of strife and sadness.

No, no, it's not. It's a story of love.

- You don't have to tell it.

- Shh.

If she doesn't want to tell it.

She will tell.

This is a table full of your loved ones.

Oh. Okay.

I've been held captive by Leezar

in the Tower of Disorder

since I was but a child.

Never knowing love nor human contact.

But I never gave up hope.

Singing every day, praying

that someday my hero would find me.

And I did.

We had just slaughtered the Cyclops.

We were on our way home, and on the wind

I heard the most beautiful song.

Fascinating, really.

May we take pause for one moment.

Yes, sir.

Look at Courtney's new haircut.

Doesn't it make his head

look like the tip of a penis?

It's hilarious.

Thadeous, please.

What is your problem?

You, Fabious,

you're being selfish and greedy.

Stealing all the attentions.

Today is not just for you two.

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Danny McBride

Daniel Richard McBride (born December 29, 1976) is an American actor, comedian, and writer. He starred in the HBO television series Eastbound & Down and Vice Principals, both of which he co-created with frequent collaborator Jody Hill. He has also starred in films, such as The Foot Fist Way (2006), Pineapple Express (2008), Up in the Air (2009), Your Highness (2011), This Is the End (2013), and Alien: Covenant (2017). more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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