Your Highness Page #2

Synopsis: Throughout history, tales of chivalry have burnished the legends of brave, handsome knights who rescue fair damsels, slay dragons and conquer evil. But behind many a hero is a good-for-nothing younger brother trying just to stay out of the way of those dragons, evil and trouble in general. As two princes on a daring mission to save their land, they must rescue the heir apparent's fiancée before their kingdom is destroyed. Thadeous (McBride) has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious (Franco) embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he's settled for a life of wizard's weed, hard booze and easy maidens. But when Fabious' bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), gets kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the king gives his deadbeat son an ultimatum: Man up and help rescue her or get cut off. Half-assedly embarking upon his first quest, Thadeous joins Fabious to tr
Director(s): David Gordon Green
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
31
Rotten Tomatoes:
28%
R
Year:
2011
102 min
$21,600,000
Website
1,385 Views


Today is Thundarian's birthday.

Thundarian, is it your birthday?

It's not my birthday.

It's not Thundarian's

birthday, Thadeous.

Enough, enough.

My heart's desire, what is this?

No. That's a... We call that a fork,

and you use that for your food.

Right there. F***ing idiot.

Having spent years in the tower

has made her ignorant to some of

our customs and things in general.

Why, yes, of course.

If your mother were here today,

she would be a very proud woman,

Fabious.

Thank you, Father.

Which is why I ask your permission

to marry her at once.

The glory of romance!

I call upon my criers to proclaim

that tomorrow we'll see the greatest

wedding this kingdom has ever known.

And tonight, we celebrate!

I don't like this.

Courtney, will you make funny faces

to entertain me?

No.

Never triangle face.

I hate triangle face. It scares me.

Apologies.

Ah.

Good evening, Your Royal Highness.

Julie.

Hello, f***ing Julie.

What a wonderful,

wonderful evening, sire.

Yet another glorious achievement

in the whole firmament of starring

moments for your brother Fabious.

We shall remember it

for the rest of our lives.

Isn't that amazing how he can talk

and suck my cock at the same exact time?

Yes, it is. Incredible.

Oh, clean yourself up.

Should have closed your eyes, Julie.

I know your vulgarity masks your pain.

No, it doesn't.

I was trying to remember

the last time we had

one of these wonderful

evenings for you, sir.

Surely there must have been one

somewhere in the history of this

kingdom, of your illustrious life.

There must've been some moment

that we can all remember.

And I'm trying to think now

and there's nothing.

Courtney, I think I've had enough

of this foul party.

Yes, sir.

Stupid Julie, I'll show him.

I am Thadeous,

the greatest sword fighting man

to ever live.

I will murder anyone whoever tries

to insult me

or challenge me.

Some balls you have, Simon,

showing yourself to me.

No matter what you say,

we'll never be friends

because I hate mechanical inventions

and you know this.

Wipe that smile off your face.

Hey, Simon.

You should swing from your hips,

Brother. You'll get more leverage.

Here, let me show you.

Oh, god.

Put your hands there, yeah,

and swing.

Gods, get off of me.

I know how to use a sword.

- Do you?

- Yes.

We'll see about that.

Okay, enough.

I don't want to do swords with you.

I'm doing it by myself.

Defend yourself, Brother!

- Stop it.

- There you go.

Stop.

Defend yourself!

Stop it.

Oh, sh*t!

You just nicked my knuckles!

Oh, you'll be all right. It's not

as if I cut your head off or anything.

Why would you bring

that disgusting thing here?

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Danny McBride

Daniel Richard McBride (born December 29, 1976) is an American actor, comedian, and writer. He starred in the HBO television series Eastbound & Down and Vice Principals, both of which he co-created with frequent collaborator Jody Hill. He has also starred in films, such as The Foot Fist Way (2006), Pineapple Express (2008), Up in the Air (2009), Your Highness (2011), This Is the End (2013), and Alien: Covenant (2017). more…

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