The Angry Birds Movie Page #3

incident.

Now, Bomb's started

with us 2 weeks ago

Tell us your story, Bomb.

Okay.

Well, sometimes when I get upset,

I... have been known to...

blow up.

So, like uh. Like what?

Like you get mad, you mean.

Well. No.

I literally blow up, okay.

I explode like a bomb.

Hence the name.

- Surprise!

- Surprise!

Excuse me.

Party foul.

Ow!

- Do it!

- No can do.

I just went boom-boom

before class.

Hey, look.

I don't want to be here and all,

but this can maybe make it

a little more interesting to me.

So.

Please, explode.

- You can't do it, can you?

- Yes, I can.

But, I'm having back issues today,

so...

I'm gonna have to

take a rain check.

Oh...

Do it!

This is not the time

or place, little amigo.

These guys are all nuts,

huh, big man?

Are we speaking telepathically

or you're just...

Good talk.

Nice chatting with you.

Managing our anger

through movement.

The first pose is

the dancer pose.

Great form, Terence.

Eagle. Parrot.

Peacock? Warrior.

Mountain. Tree. Rabbit.

Fish. Locust. King pigeon.

And of course, downward duck.

- Excuse me, boring heavy lady.

- Uh-huh.

Looks like the exploding

guy's gonna puke.

And have you done this before?

Uh, yes, I have.

But, usually not for free.

- Didn't think so.

- Awesome.

And how are we doing over here, Bomb?

Doing wonderful.

Stretching out the core.

Just remember to breathe,

up to your feathers,

and from your talons.

Bomb?

Nice.

I don't know what happened

I was doing the poses.

I was feeling all zen.

Matilda was digging it!

Then I lost my grip on it.

I let it slipped and

it just squeaked out.

Hey.

So, where are we going?

I'm sorry.

We?

Yes, we

There's a new happiness exhibit

at the Museum of Happiness

that I'm dying to see.

Uh, you know what?

I... I mean I got a...

- I got a thing.

- A thing?

Like a disease?

Huh! Is it bird flu?

Chicken pox?

Huh!

Cardinal sin?

No. By thing, I mean like...

desire not to hang out, with you.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Well, may... you know.

Maybe for the best, you know.

Because... I got something too.

Ha!

How did I forget?

Even if you'd say yes,

I probably couldn't have gone.

I'm busy too,

I have a...

Business offer... deal

that is...

No, Bomb.

You're not good at this, buddy.

It's-It's charming up to a point

and now it's just sad.

It's a guy I know.

And he's opening up a brand new

luxury class reunion.

Okay, good.

Good, good, good.

Looks like it's just us.

Want to go get a bite?

Oh, but what about your class reunion,

where everybody brings a business offer.

Oh. No, no, no.

Chuck, I was lying.

I'm sorry if I've fooled you.

Nah-uh.

No means no.

I love your eye.

Cheers.

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