The Adventures of Beatle Page #2

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The lady on the phone.

We don't take checks.

The lady on the phone said you did.

I'm sorry but what do her

DMV issues have to do with me?

I want to talk about your doctor.

- Who?

- Your shrink.

I want to talk about Dr. Vanderark.

Okay.

I would appreciate it if you would

apologize to my secretary

before you leave today.

- Why?

- I think you know why.

- Can I help you?

- I very seriously doubt it.

You can't go in there, he's with

a patient, and you can not smoke!

There. Happy?

HULT:
We'll come back to that.

So you were making trouble

while Athena was having her own problems.

I mean what makes you think that I have

that kind of cash just lying around?

Does it seem like I've been

lobotomized in the past six months?

Turn around. Turn around!

You know, you have a really

nice ass, Athena.

You should think about

wearing shorter dresses.

Okay, you can turn around.

Now, why don't you take my car,

you're gonna be

coming back here anyway, right?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, good.

Okay. It's yours.

So she goes to this guy for cash

and gets the keys to the car.

Uh-huh?

The car that later breaks down

and bingo, he calls a tow truck, you!

A tow truck?

So now I'm a tow truck driver,

not an assassin?

Well, every assassin has a cover, right?

DR. VANDERARK:
Yes, and you were saying?

Oh, yeah. So, I went to go

kill this guy today, right.

And before I did, I sorta said that

I thought that he might deserve it.

And then I got to thinking about it

later and I realized that,

that wasn't really a very nice

thing to say. So, I felt bad.

- I wanna stop you right there, Ronda.

- Don't say it!

Let's not get distracted

from the matter at hand.

Why do you insist on this fantasy

of being an assassin?

- It's not a fantasy. It's true.

- No. It's not.

Personally, I think an assassin

sounds better than a tow truck driver.

So now you're admitting to being

an assassin? Which is it?

You tell me.

Next.

I'm back. And I have cash now.

[TYPING]

Eight hundred nineteen dollars,

twenty-three cents.

Sh*t.

The meter...

I had to... I had to pay the meter

I must have miscalculated. I...

This is all the money I have in the

world, I had to borrow it to pay this.

So you have to pay the whole thing.

Are you serious? It's ten cents.

Sorry. You have to pay the whole thing.

You're not sorry.

Are you, you certainly should be.

But you're not. Not at all are you?

- No.

- Sh*t!

[COUGHS] Next.

No. Is this funny,

you think this is funny?

You think it's funny that my car has a gaudy

hunk of orange metal on it right now,

and the only way for me

to get it off before it gets towed

is to borrow $819 from a man

I'm already indebted to

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