Pineapple Express Page #3
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- 2008
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Satellite radio.
Got two TVs and radio.
That's pretty rad.
That's home entertainment.
You're very entertained.
Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too.
Oh, yeah. Me and my bubbe.
Hey, let me ask you something.
Yeah?
Do you think you could pull the plug
Like, euthanasia?
Like, on her?
If I needed to.
I'm kind of in a hurry, man.
I don't know if we should
start going down that road.
I could talk all day about euthanasia.
Don't get me started.
- Maybe we should...
- We'll save it.
- Save it for next time.
- I'll take that rain check.
Business for the businessman.
- Yeah, you got my number.
- Okay.
- Brass tacks.
- Yes.
Just got a shipment
of the dopest dope I've ever smoked.
Hands down,
dopest dope I've ever smoked.
Not better than the Blue Oyster.
It can't be. I can't handle that.
This is like if that Blue Oyster sh*t
met that Afghan Kush I had...
...and they had a baby.
And meanwhile, that crazy
Northern Lights stuff I had...
...and the Super Red Especial
Snowflake met and had a baby.
And by some miracle,
those two babies met and f***ed...
...this would be the sh*t
that they birthed.
- Yes.
- This is the product of baby f***ing.
- Smell it.
- Okay.
Smell it. Enjoy.
It's like God's vagina.
- I wanna live in here.
- You wanna be it?
up my nose, have that smell all day.
- That's amazing.
Beautiful. What's it called?
- Pineapple Express.
- Pineapple Express.
It's this thing, like, El Nio.
This airflow that comes
from Hawaii and Canada.
It gets the dirt, mixes it in
with the weed in a special way.
It's very scientific.
I won't go into it right now.
But I am the only guy
in the whole city that has it.
Only 1 0 bones more for a quarter.
Okay, I'll take a quarter.
- All right, you're on.
- Thank you very much.
Let me get my scale.
Get it going. Grab the scale.
Let's get me out of here.
was over.
Oh, crow.
Where are you, you little f***er?
What the f*** is this thing?
- Cross joint.
- Yeah.
- You ever smoke one of those?
- You can smoke this?
- Yeah, man.
- No.
This is the future.
This is, like, the apex
of the vortex of joint engineering.
It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy
designed the first one.
The guy who designed
the Golden Gate Bridge.
My second favorite civil engineer...
...behind Hannskarl Bandel,
Madison Square Garden.
What you do is you light all three ends
at the same time.
- Really?
- And then the smoke converges...
...creating a trifecta
of joint-smoking power.
This is it, man. This is what your
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