Pineapple Express Page #4
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- Year:
- 2008
- 111 min
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grandchildren are gonna be smoking.
Future. The future.
That's amazing.
Well, got the weed?
- Yeah.
- In the bag. Beautiful. Okay.
Be careful with that thing, man.
Here's the cash, grab the stash.
Alrighty, man, thanks.
Have a good one.
Don't hurt yourself. Adios.
Well, hey, wait a minute, man.
Let's smoke this f***ing thing.
I really... I can't, man. I gotta...
I can't even light this thing
on my own.
I need your help, man.
- I'm in.
- Come on!
- Why not? Let's do it.
- Come on down!
Why not? What do I do?
Okay, here's what you do.
- You equip yourself.
- I'm equipping.
- Equip me, sir.
- Okay.
You are going to light these two ends
while I light this end.
- Okay.
- Are you ready?
- Ready.
- Blast off.
- I'm gonna do it.
- Good. Go for it.
It's better to cough.
It's like...
Makes you 1 0 times more higher...
...than the cross weed
and the Pineapple Express.
You're like,
totally f***ing Gong Show'ed, man.
Oh, f***.
Hang on one second, man.
Oh, you f***er.
Who is it?
It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up.
Sh*t.
What's a Gebert?
Come on up.
He ain't getting any
of that Pineapple Express.
Chris is getting Snicklefritz.
Hey.
So listen, man.
I gotta ask you. So...
Listen, man. You've been buying
from me for, like, two months, right?
- Two months.
- I gotta ask, man.
What's up with the suit?
I'm a process server.
So I have to wear a suit.
Wow, you're a servant?
Like a butler?
- A chauffeur?
- No. No. What? No, I'm not...
- Shine shoes?
- I'm a process server.
- I like...
- In process.
I work for a company
that's, like, hired...
...by lawyers to hand out
legal documents.
Like subpoenas to people
who don't want them.
I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to
make them admit they're themselves...
...so I can serve them the papers.
Disguise.
Kind of, I guess.
- It's a hell of a job.
- That's cool, man.
Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine.
Like today, I, like, sat in my car...
...I smoked, like, 1 0 doobies...
...and then I went to go visit
my girlfriend at lunch.
Nice.
What? You sucked on her titties?
No, I just kissed her.
I just did that to make it seem cool.
That's cool.
Does she like to smoke weed?
A little sometimes.
She has a couple...
She's in high school,
so as much as any high-school kid.
She's cool as hell, actually.
- You'd get along with her.
- Really?
Yeah, you know, it only sucks...
...when I go visit her in high school
and the guys she goes to school with...
...are strong and handsome
and really funny.
Like, do good impressions
of Jeff Goldblum and sh*t like that.
And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb,
f***ing stinky ass-turd when I'm there.
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