Pineapple Express Page #2
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- 2008
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Oh, hey, I almost forgot.
Last week when we worked out,
you forgot your shorts in my car.
Oh, yeah.
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
Yeah, no problem, no problem.
- Can you hold those?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- How's it going, Sporty Spice?
This is my boyfriend, Dale.
- Hey, nice to meet you.
- You too.
You're real cool.
- I mean, you're great. Yeah.
- Yeah, awesome.
Anyways, yeah, dude, next year.
Next year college, man. College.
Gonna be kick-ass.
I will watch her back for you.
I know there's tons of guys that are
gonna be trying to get on that sh*t.
- Oh, good.
- Because I got that... Yeah.
You got her ass? Perfect.
- I'll watch her ass for...
- He's trying to be nice.
- I'll catch you at Home Ec.
- Okay.
You guys got Home Ec
together too. That's cool.
- We got a few classes together.
- Nice to meet you.
Time to suck today's dick. That's what
I'm talking about. See you guys later.
- All right, Clark.
- Clark's a great guy.
of Angela, man.
He's great. He's a wonderful
lab partner. He'll keep an eye on her.
Why don't you go f*** yourself,
you weird prick?
I'm a teacher.
You can't talk to me like that.
I'm not a student,
so I can say whatever I want...
...you chimp-f***ing little bastard.
- Actually...
You've got T-minus 30 seconds
to get off school property...
...or I call the liaison officer.
- We're leaving. I'm sorry.
- Middle finger won't stop the clock.
What a jerk.
What's that guy's problem? Jesus.
I don't... Normally he's...
That's really weird.
I'd love to have dinner with you
and your parents tomorrow night.
I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go.
- Really?
- Yeah, I'll be there for sure.
Yeah, I wanna show them
you're in good hands. Yeah.
I got nothing
to be embarrassed about.
That means so much to me
and my parents.
No problem.
It's gonna be awesome.
- Hello?
- Hey, Saul. Mind if I come by?
- Come on down.
- Sweet. Be there.
- Hi, Mary.
- Hi.
I thought the hurricane season
was over.
was over.
I'm sorry.
Things just got out of hand.
Yeah, that's the way it was
with my first husband.
Hello? Hey, man.
What the f***, man?
I didn't buzz you in.
How the monkey did you get in here?
Some guy with a fauxhawk let me in.
He was leaving when l...
- F***ing Kyle.
- It might have been Kyle.
- A**hole.
- I'm sorry, man.
What the f***'s
the buzzer for anyway?
I don't know. I'm sorry about that.
I don't know your protocol yet.
Stuff your sorries in a sack.
It's not your fault.
- Okay.
- It's these jerk-offs. Have a seat.
Okay, cool.
Thanks, man. Awesome.
Yo, check this out.
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