Lloyd the Conqueror

Synopsis: Three male college students, must do battle against Derek the Unholy, a dark wizard who is determined to hold onto his title as champion of the Larpers.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Michael Peterson
Production: Fresh Dog Productions & Handmutton Films
  2 wins.
95 min

The shield fell off.

And uh...

oh, and he killed grendel.

We will now take questions.

Is this a joke?

This is it,

we goofed around too long,

And now we gotta pay the price.

Your negative

attitude is really

Bringing me down

right now, Lloyd.

Lloyd, all we have to do is just

take the class next semester.

Next semester?

You guys realize we

lose our financial aid

If our grades drop

below a 'c' average.


I have a 'c' in all

my other classes.

Yeah, we're not idiots.

Oh no?

No. Not idiots,

are you sure?

If you take the 'c'

from your other classes,

And you add the 'f'

from this class,

That brings you

to a 'd' average.

Uh oh.

I can't help but feel partially

responsible for this situation.

You guys always do this.

You have one simple task

you have to accomplish,

And you get distracted

by some dumb...


Oh man.

Hey, f*** you and

the horse you rode in on!

I know you don't mean that.

I'm so sorry if I inconvenienced

your precious day.

I'm- I'm sorry,

Maybe you have me

confused with somebody else.

I saw the ambulance,

And just wanted to

see if everyone was ok.

Oh, uh, sorry about that.

The neighbors always complain

when the ambulance comes.

I just thought you

were one of them.

No, I'm not.



Anyways, I better.

Hey, do you get a lot

of ambulance visits, or?

Well, our training targets

keep getting injured.

I teach a woman's

self defense class,

Sometimes they get

a little enthusiastic.

So do you need to

know karate for that, or?

Not really, he's mostly

just there for me to

Demonstrate different

grappling moves on.

So what, he just puts on pads

and you wrestle for an hour?

Nothing too glamorous.

I was just showing

the girls how to

Choke out a guy using

only your inner thighs.

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Andrew Herman

Andrew Herman (born August 26, 1983) is a retired American professional soccer striker. Herman graduated from Oceanside High School in 2001. He entered American University that fall, playing three seasons of collegiate soccer with the Eagles. In 2004, he transferred to Rutgers University for his senior season. Herman graduated in 2005 with a bachelor's degree in criminal justice. In 2006 Andrew played for the Virginia Beach Mariners where he made seven league appearances. In 2007 Herman played for Crystal Palace Baltimore. In 2008, he played for the Long Island Rough Riders. more…

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