Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde Page #3

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It was like a void.

When I looked in the mirror...

who was it

that was looking back at me?

This is Bruiser's question.

And in a way,

aren't we all Bruisers?

I think yes. Thank you.

Ms. Woods,

this is a law firm...

not an animal rights

advocacy group.

We're lawyers.

We have to fight for justice.

And this is definitely unjust.

In this case, the cost of beauty

is way too high.

I can't believe I said that,

but it's true.

What we fight for...

is our clients

and their best interests.

But isn't doing the right thing

in everybody's best interest?

I think you're confusing

the right thing and the law.

You didn't think

they were the same, did you?

Why don't

we get back to business...

and discuss

your very bright future?

Pardon me,

I don't mean to interrupt...

but I just--

What you're saying is...

if C'est Magnifique

follows the letter of the law...

even if it ends up

hurting living beings...

we're just doing our job?

I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine...

I don't think I can work

with people who believe that.

You know what? You're right.

Thank you, Mr. Blaine.

You shouldn't have to work

with people who believe that.

Absolutely.

I knew you would understand.

You're fired, Elle.

What?

We only have room

for serious lawyers here.

Take the rest of the day

to clear out your things.

But the secretarial pool

already gave me a balloon.

Keep the balloon, if you wish.

Please, Emmett, just go away.

Why don't you come on out,

sweetie?

I know Bruiser

doesn't blame you.

But I'm all he has to speak

for him in this world...

and I have

completely failed him.

You know what I thought

the first time I saw you?

"God, that woman

wears a lot of pink"?

No. I thought...

"That woman is really special."

"She believes she can make

a difference and she will."

So... come on out

and let's talk about it.

No.

We could go over

some wedding details.

How about that? It revolves.

And it illuminates.

It's even

got the Red Sox colors.

That's fantastic, honey!

Speaking of red socks...

you're not getting

cold feet, are you?

About what?

How's it going to look?

A Harvard law professor...

married to a lawyer who

got fired from her first job.

Fired for something

she believes in.

It's going to look like...

"There goes the luckiest guy

in the whole world."

Thanks.

Holy crap!

It's gorgeous!

The material

keeps falling apart.

No!

Amy, is something wrong?

You can't do a scallop trim

on the outer hoop skirt.

The material's too delicate.

It'll just fall apart.

But in two out of three

home tests it held.

I am so sorry, Elle.

No biggie.

I guess I don't need...

a scallop trim

on the outer hoop skirt.

I'll be fine.

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