Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde Page #4

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What is it that you said

back when I couldn't...

fit into my white spandex

pantsuit for my wedding?

If the fabric

doesn't work with you...

don't work with it.

It's one of

my favorite mantras.

That is so true, and I know

the most perfect organza!

Or something

really classy like...

like white leather!

I'll call the guy

that did my car seats.

Wait... that's it.

Don't fight the fabric.

Change it.

OK, but white leather?

If the law is what's keeping

Bruiser's mother locked up...

I shouldn't be fighting it,

I should be changing it.

Everybody, I'm going to make...

animal testing

for cosmetics illegal!

I know that making a dog wear

mascara and blush is wrong...

This isn't just about

Bruiser's mom anymore...

this is about the fact

that every day...

that I put on my Gold Goddess

luminescent blush...

some poor little innocent animal

might be suffering for it.

You don't realize

how horrible something is...

until it happens to you

personally.

Like breastfeeding.

And if I want to give

a voice to Bruiser...

I have to go to the place

that gave a voice to the people!

Oh, my God! The headquarters

of "Cosmopolitan" magazine!

Better! Ladies...

I'm going to Washington!

D.C., here I come!

If anybody can handle this,

it's you, honey.

I got a call from the Delta Nu

Your apartment's all set.

- Great!

- Elle!

Oh, my God! You look like

the Fourth of July!

Makes me want a hot dog

real bad.

Yeah, OK.

You got to get going, honey.

OK.

- Elle, look at this.

- What's that?

According to

"Animal Fair" magazine...

your new boss is the best

groomed woman in Washington.

Her beagle's name

is Dolly Madison...

which is my grandma's

stripper name.

Isn't that a good sign?

Oh, my gosh. A job with

a brilliant congresswoman...

who's also

a fellow Harvard alum.

You'll do great, Elle.

It's destiny.

But isn't planning

the wedding of the century...

and changing the law

kind of hard?

Paulette, I taught Bruiser

how to shop online.

I think I can handle Congress.

See ya.

Home sweet home. You ready?

OK.

Welcome to

the Wellington, ma'am.

It's a thrill to be here!

Time to legislate!

No.

Too Nancy.

Too Hillary.

Too Monica.

Too perfect for words!

Hi!

Good morning,

fellow public servants.

It's my first day.

Nice briefcase.

Huh? Thank you.

Hi!

Last item on

our agenda--Elle Woods.

Personal Rudd hire,

taking up a bill...

on animal testing

in the cosmetic industry.

I'm sorry,

Rudd's backing that?

Matter of conscience,

whatever.

Who knows? Maybe it'll boost

our female demographic.

The point is

we're animal lovers now.

If this is so important to Rudd,

shouldn't I be handling it?

No, Timothy,

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