
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
(3.00 / 1 vote)Look, her first high-end retail
shopping experience.
Her nanny tried
to take her to Baby Gap...
but she'd just cry and cry.
She was a professional shopper
at age three.
Oh, wow!
Remember when she was on
the cover of "Seventeen"?
She had so much potential
back then.
Look at her. She could have been
a Playmate by now.
Hello! She's a lawyer.
- That's way better.
- Why?
There she is!
You always said she has
for a tiara!
Look at that slime dog!
It was so nice of you to make
this for Elle's wedding shower.
I can't scrapbook worth a damn.
I took a class on it
at community college.
- She got a "B."
- Plus!
The day she passed her LSAT!
I swallowed
some of that Silly String.
It wouldn't be the first time.
Look at that.
Her first day at Harvard.
Unbelievable. Awesome.
The Bend and Snap!
I love that.
I did it last night naked.
- You did not.
- Yes. I busted a window.
Oh, my God, there's
Bruiser's first highlights.
Is this the key to
Remember that Caribbean decor?
It was genius.
Look, there she is
with Congresswoman Rudd...
when they started the Harvard
alumni women's event.
- Yeah.
- That's two kick-ass women.
I like them. I really like them.
The first day they met!
Emmett loves her already.
You can see it in his eyes.
Emmett and Elle.
They're truly Romeo and Juliet
without the dying.
Paulette?
Oh, my God!
Girls, I think it's her.
- Quick! Lights out!
- OK!
Paulette?
I thought we were supposed
to be at the movies by 9:00.
Surprise!
We got her!
Oh, my God! Margot, Serena,
I cannot believe...
you guys flew
all the way here!
- No biggie.
- On the contrary.
It's a huge biggie.
Thank you.
You guys are the best.
Speaking of biggies,
can we see your ring again?
Not your Delta Nu ring, Elle.
You mean, this one?
Clarity between F.L. And V.V.S.
Nice girdle diameter.
Cut impeccable.
It's a keeper.
Thanks!
Oh, my gosh, it's from Emmett!
That's me and Emmett
It's his favorite place
in the whole world.
I love snow globes.
I can hear the ocean.
Listen, honey,
you're a full-time bride now...
so you'll need
a whole new wardrobe.
I'm not quitting my job,
you guys.
Do you guys remember
that feeling we used to get...
during a really intense
Spinning class?
That we feel so truly amazing
about ourselves?
That's how I feel
being a lawyer. I love it.
I have this huge
so keep 'em crossed, girls.
Crossed!
Congratulations, you did it.
you've managed to undermine...
the entire foundation upon which
our legal system's built.
And by the way...
it only took me
two wrong answers.
Sweetie, you customized my ring?
Again?
Emmett, you are never
going to believe my news!
- What?
- Fenway Park!
You, me, two rings, and
one recently ordained umpire...
right on the entry field!
Infield.
What are you talking about?
It turns out the starting
pitcher for the Red Sox...
has an unfortunate
unibrow problem.
He goes to Nadia, my waxer...
so the team pulled some strings
with the site manager...
and we're getting married
at Fenway!
Are you serious?
Are you sure
this is what you want to do?
I can married anywhere
and it wouldn't matter.
That's a lie.
I'm getting married
under the Green Monster!
Yes!
And in just
three months and four days!
Emmett, we have so much
to talk about.
I want everybody
who matters to us to be there.
Oh, my God! I almost forgot!
You want me to what?
You want me to what?
A biological
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