Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

Synopsis: Sassy postgrad Elle Woods is all about animal rights. In fact, she puts her nuptial plans on hold to head to Washington D.C. to get an anti-animal testing bill passed. Her building's doorman quickly shows her the ways and workings of our nation's capital.
Genre: Comedy
Production: MGM/UA
  3 wins & 4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
95 min

Look, her first high-end retail

shopping experience.

Her nanny tried

to take her to Baby Gap...

but she'd just cry and cry.

She was a professional shopper

at age three.

Oh, wow!

Remember when she was on

the cover of "Seventeen"?

She had so much potential

back then.

Look at her. She could have been

a Playmate by now.

Hello! She's a lawyer.

- That's way better.

- Why?

There she is!

You always said she has

the perfect shaped head...

for a tiara!

Look at that slime dog!

It was so nice of you to make

this for Elle's wedding shower.

I can't scrapbook worth a damn.

I took a class on it

at community college.

- She got a "B."

- Plus!

The day she passed her LSAT!

I swallowed

some of that Silly String.

It wouldn't be the first time.

Look at that.

Her first day at Harvard.

Unbelievable. Awesome.

The Bend and Snap!

I love that.

I did it last night naked.

- You did not.

- Yes. I busted a window.

Oh, my God, there's

Bruiser's first highlights.

Is this the key to

her first office at the firm?

Remember that Caribbean decor?

It was genius.

Look, there she is

with Congresswoman Rudd...

when they started the Harvard

alumni women's event.

- Yeah.

- That's two kick-ass women.

I like them. I really like them.

The first day they met!

Emmett loves her already.

You can see it in his eyes.

Emmett and Elle.

They're truly Romeo and Juliet

without the dying.


Oh, my God!

Girls, I think it's her.

- Quick! Lights out!

- OK!


I thought we were supposed

to be at the movies by 9:00.


We got her!

Oh, my God! Margot, Serena,

I cannot believe...

you guys flew

all the way here!

- No biggie.

- On the contrary.

It's a huge biggie.

Thank you.

You guys are the best.

Speaking of biggies,

can we see your ring again?

Not your Delta Nu ring, Elle.

You mean, this one?

Clarity between F.L. And V.V.S.

Nice girdle diameter.

Cut impeccable.

It's a keeper.


Oh, my gosh, it's from Emmett!

That's me and Emmett

on Fenway baseball field.

It's his favorite place

in the whole world.

I love snow globes.

I can hear the ocean.

Listen, honey,

you're a full-time bride now...

so you'll need

a whole new wardrobe.

I'm not quitting my job,

you guys.

Do you guys remember

that feeling we used to get...

during a really intense

Spinning class?

That we feel so truly amazing

about ourselves?

That's how I feel

being a lawyer. I love it.

I have this huge

annual review coming up...

so keep 'em crossed, girls.


Congratulations, you did it.

With three wrong answers,

you've managed to undermine...

the entire foundation upon which

our legal system's built.

And by the way...

it only took me

two wrong answers.

Sweetie, you customized my ring?


Emmett, you are never

going to believe my news!

- What?

- Fenway Park!

You, me, two rings, and

one recently ordained umpire...

right on the entry field!


What are you talking about?

It turns out the starting

pitcher for the Red Sox...

has an unfortunate

unibrow problem.

He goes to Nadia, my waxer...

so the team pulled some strings

with the site manager...

and we're getting married

at Fenway!

Are you serious?

Are you sure

this is what you want to do?

I can married anywhere

and it wouldn't matter.

That's a lie.

I'm getting married

under the Green Monster!


And in just

three months and four days!

Emmett, we have so much

to talk about.

I want everybody

who matters to us to be there.

Oh, my God! I almost forgot!

You want me to what?

You want me to what?

A biological

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