Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde Page #2

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- You ready?

- Yes!

Bruiser Woods...

meet your mom.

Bruiser... your cheekbones.

And it's all in there.

Good luck finding whatever

it is you're looking for.

Oh, my God!

She's a Bostonian!

Bruiser, we're here!

As your adoptive mother,

I'm sure you're nervous...

about meeting

your birth mother...

but hear her out, OK?

I'm sure she had her reasons.

Bruiser,

your mother lives at...

the top secret

Versace think-tank!

I told you they had one!

No, ma'am.

Unless you have a pass,

you cannot go up there.

Lucky I always keep it on me.

Hold on. It's right here.

There you go.

What is it?

It's my double platinum

V.V.I.P. Versace...

Preferred Customer

identification card.

Available only to those that've

shopped on five continents.

If that fails to satisfy you,

you can also contact...

Billy Dailey,

head of customer relations.

You got the wrong VERSACE, lady.

Really? Donatella's not here?

Bruiser, where are you going?

Bruiser!

Ma'am!

Bruiser?

Get back here!

Where are you going?

Bruiser, I didn't know

you were so athletic.

What is it?

Oh, my God!

You, come here!

Come on!

Open this door immediately!

What are you doing here?

You have my dog's mom,

and I need her right now!

Absolutely not.

I'm not authorized to release...

any subjects

from their containment units.

I'm not even allowed

to have a key.

Swallow the thing one time,

and all of a sudden...

you're the weird key swallower

who can't be trusted.

I don't think

you're understanding me.

I'm willing to pay for her.

These animals

aren't for sale, ma'am.

They're the legal property

of this facility.

What kind of facility is this?

Mr. Livermore, I'm so sorry!

Elle, this VERSACE

is a cosmetic testing facility.

- Oh, no!

- Bruiser's mom's a test subject.

I want her out of there

immediately.

Animal test subjects

can only be surrendered...

on a voluntary basis,

and they're not volunteering.

After I get through with them,

they'll be begging.

And I'm not just taking

Bruiser's mom.

I'll bust all those dogs

out of that doggie dungeon.

"Research Science

and Critter Exploitation"?

This VERSACE's owned by the

C'est Magnifique Corporation!

That's fantastic!

Our law firm

represents C'est Magnifique.

We can tell them to fix this.

I can't wait to take this

to the partners.

But how are you

going to convince them?

Presenting...

Abandoned at birth, I was

on my own at an early age...

fighting for survival on

the streets of Beverly Hills...

making his way down

the boulevard of broken dreams,

turning tricks

at Hollywood and Vine...

yet even when

I found a loving mother...

I couldn't shake this

nagging emptiness in my heart.

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