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Jojo Moyes
2016		Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...Rate it:

(3.84 / 12 votes)

Steven McGregor
2017		1 What you fuckin' doing? Standing around? Oi! That's it, walk away. Fuckin' idiot. Black bastard. Why don't you listen to me, eh? - What'd...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)

Louis C.K.
2017		So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)

Mike Carey
2016		1 (MELANIE TAKES DEEP BREATH) MELANIE: (WHISPERS) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 1...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)

Pedro Almodóvar
1999		I'm going to call. TRANSPLANT COORDINATION National Transplant Organization. - Manuela, Ramn y Cajal Hospital. - Yes. We've got a possible do...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)

Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)

Adam Sandler
2008		You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)

George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)

Kevin Williamson
1997		1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Ernest Lehman
1957		FADE IN: EXT. INT. GLOBE NEWSPAPER BUILDING - DUSK - N.Y. A row of newspaper delivery trucks is lined up against the long loading bay, waiting fo...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Douglas Morrow
1951		Ladies and gentlemen, the honorable Roy J. Turner, Governor of the State of Oklahoma. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here this evening ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Keisuke Yoshida
2013		1 We've really never met? I swear I've seen you before Oh, you're a celebrity? No, I'm not Really? I feel there must be something Okay, your...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Robert Riskin
1938		- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

50 Cent
2011		Three! Okay, first and ten and Deon Barnes on a roll with three touchdowns and a hundred yards rushing. He gets... yeah, yeah, hoo... Hut! A...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Alex Michaelides
2013		[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Paul Yurick
2001		FADE IN: 1 EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - DAY 1 OPENING CREDITS and MUSIC play as dawn breaks over thecity by the bay. Sounds of intense SEXUAL EXERTION F...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)

Randy Kornfield
1996		Look! It's Turbo Man and Booster! Kill them both! Turbo disk, anyone? Stop him! Go, go, Demon Team! Help, Turbo Man! I'm coming, Billy! Ta-t...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

Paul Laverty
2002		1 - Right, who wants a shot? - Me! 25p a go. Pay Pinball. Get in a line. Get in the back, you. Money. Do you not want a shot? Get in the q...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

Christopher Markus
2007		And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

Tyler Perry
2009		Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...Rate it:

(2.36 / 11 votes)

Kris Isacsson
2000		First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)

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