Zuijia paidang daxian shentong (Aces Go Places II) Page #2

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Ebony & lvory, live together

in perfect harmony...

What's the matter?

You're done!

Nancy said she'll shoot you on sight!

Why?

I told her the chicken congee story!

You really got me into trouble this time!

Why are you yelling?

I'm singing. 'Jingle Bells...'

Sing 'Ebony and lvory!'

Ebony & lvory, live together

in perfect harmony...

What are you doing?

I'm taking a shower!

With your clothes on?

Yeah, I wanna clean them too.

What's that in your hands?

One of the holes is stuck!

Go out. You make me feel embarrassed.

She's gone out. Get dressed and go.

OK.

What song did I sing?

Jingle Bells!

Ebony & lvory...

Ebony & lvory...

Ebony & lvory...

Why did you take such a long time?

Combing my hair, of course!

I've lost so much hair recently.

Let's go!

Who went in?

Me of course.

What are you doing in there?

Taking a shower.

You can't do that!

Why not? You can do it, so why can't I?

Don't take off your clothes!

You kidding? How can I take a shower

with my clothes on?

Oh my God! King Kong, close your eyes!

What are you doing now?

Taking off my clothes!

Oh no, King Kong will see everything!

Were you peeped by King Kong?

How do you know?

I told him to hide inside.

Let him take a look, darling!

How can you do that? I'm your wife!

Truly you're for my eyes only.

Were you undressed?

Of course, I took off two buttons!

One. Two.

King Kong, you son of a b*tch!

Come out!

What have you got to say for yourself?

Don't get mad, I didn't see anything!

I closed my eyes!

She took off three buttons,

so you saw everything!

Not so many, only two!

How do you know?

I saw it with my own eyes.

I think that's the end of our friendship.

I mean two sleeve buttons only!

Even worse. The most attractive part

of my wife's body

is her pair of hands and you saw

it all! A duel!

What are you going to use?

Me? A gun of course!

Come on!

I hate men in skirts anyway!

So you're bound to win?

Of course!

Baldy, it's not fair.

I can't help it.

It's not fair for me to marry you.

It's not fair to leave King Kong helpless!

What's he to you that you're helping him?

What did I say wrong?

How dare you say such a thing?

He told me to.

It's my fault.

It's my fault that Baldy has become so cheeky.

I stopped your wonderful wedding.

I should bear all the responsibility.

It's my fault that you're fighting.

I'm leaving!

If you have time,

do drop by the prison to say hello.

Wait a minute.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

If I don't help you, who will?

Let's go!

Stop. Come back!

How can you make it without my help?

To find out who set King Kong up

we have to find Squealie.

That informer?

How do you know he's here?

He comes here every night.

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