Zombieworld Page #4

- What?

- Please! I need an ambulance!

- What happened?

- Oh, my God!

Holy sh*t, okay.

Tell me what happened?

- Calm down.

- They just started biting him.

They who? Who bit him?

How many people?

- Please.

- Oh, my God.

Holy sh*t!

Bravo 232, I need immediate

medical attention

at my location.

I got a mid-thirties,

severe lacerations,

and a large amount of

blood loss.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

- No! No!

- Ma'am, okay. Okay.

Everything is going to be okay.

- Calm down!

- No!

Ma'am, relax.

Relax. Breath. Breath.

The medicals on route,

you got to calm down.

- Please.

- Just calm down.

- Please.

- Ma'am, calm down.

Everything is going to be

okay. All right? What the f***!

- Stop!

- No!

- Stop! Stop!

- Oh, my God!

Oh sh*t. F***.

Ma'am?

We've got shots fired.

Shots fired, 232.

I need medical now.

Ma'am stay with me.

Stay with me. Stay...

All units respond to... 185,

Sinclair station, code three.

Ma'am? Calm down,

stay with me. Stay with me.

Stay with me. Stay with me.

Stay with me.

Medical, I need you now.

Stay with me, ma'am.

Stay with me.

I need medical attention now,

step it up!

Ma'am, stay with me.

Everything is going to be okay.

Medical, I need you now.

Shots fired... shots...

Oh my God!

Shots fired, shots fired.

Medical!

I need medical now!

Officer down. Officer down!

Officer down. Officer...

Bravo 2-3-2, respond.

Bravo 2-3-2, do you copy?

Marvin Gloatt, KPRS News.

Reporting to you on day seven

of the zombie apocalypse.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we continue to receive reports

from around the globe

of the undead indiscriminately

attacking and devouring

the living.

Mothers eating their children.

Husbands gorging on their wives.

Even domesticated animals

have gotten in on the act.

We are receiving reports of

undead cows

going on rampages attacking

and devouring the living.

Oh, the irony!

Scientists report finding

cow patties containing

undigested human remains.

Teeth, digits...

even wedding bands.

The world has indeed

gone topsy-turvy.

We take you now to Australia...

...where that continent

has been overrun...

...by flesh eating scum.

Ladies and gentlemen,

before we go on...

...may I take a moment to honor

the brave KPRS men and women,

who have given their lives

in the service of reporting

this great global tragedy.

Steve, the weatherman.

How is it looking, Steve?

Cindy, the sports gal.

Just ask Cindy

what the score is.

Riva, the mail lady.

She always delivered.

Foreign correspondent,

Ramudajab Punjawalesifu.

And the intern.

You know, that guy.

And now, a public safety

announcement from our

KPRS affiliate in Washington DC.

So, you have killed

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