Zombieworld Page #2

the situation is contained.

Please keep doors and

windows bolted

until instructed otherwise.

- KPRS will continue...

- Oh, my God, no!

- Marvin, he got in. Marvin!

- Damn it!

I want to stay here. He is

here, I got him. No, no!

No, oh again!

Oh no, Marvin!

Marvin, I got him!

I'm done with him!

I'm done with him! See!

See!

Marvin...

Marvin, are you okay?

I got it.

Marvin! Oh my God, Marvin!

Keep rolling, Bob!

- Rolling.

- Don't leave me, Bob.

I'm with you until the end,

brother.

I've got an axe, Bob.

I've got a very big axe!

You got them, Marvin!

We take you now to Ireland,

where zombie attacks

are being reported

on that Emerald Isle.

Steve?

I'm back from shopping.

You won't believe the trouble.

Oh.

Craig from down the road...

he's dead.

So, I guess that's it.

We're the last two alive.

They left the door open.

Jesus, Steve, what happened?

Well, obviously...

Oh Christ, believe me,

I don't want to be alone.

I'm alone aren't I?

There are no zombies

in the flat.

Oh great!

I'm all alone.

I'm all alone.

It's like last summer

when you all went to Majorca,

and I couldn't afford to

so I had to stay home.

I had all these things planned.

Things I wanted to tell you.

I was going to start

with all the...

all the bad stuff,

just get it out of the way,

get it off my chest.

There was a time...

...atUniversity,

just before we met...

Do you remember when we met?

Standing in the dinner queue,

we were the only

two English people there.

And then we ended up

going to that meet and greet,

only to find it was a bunch of

God squaders. Huh!

Me, you and a bunch of

Christians.

Hey, I'd love to see the look

on their faces now, eh,

what with all the zombies.

I know they are always going on

about the apocalypse,

but that's when God let all the

good ones into the heaven

and sent the bad ones

down to hell.

Maybe the whole world is bad.

If you take the Ten Commandments

as like the literal Word

of God then, yeah...

...the whole world is bad.

Maybe the bible bashers

were right, I mean,

you have broken a few.

So have I.

It was on a Sunday,

so that's one down.

I probably said, "Jesus Christ",

while I was doing it.

I don't remember worshipping

a false god,

but I can't say

I definitely didn't.

What classes as a false god

these days, anyway?

I mean I worship "the p*ssy".

You know what I mean, but...

Oh, yes. Yes, "the p*ssy".

But yes, it is not like it is

a false god or anything,

it is just like...

well, "the p*ssy".

So, its not a false god,

it is just like

an alternative one.

That will be the undead again.

Hey, they'll not get in,

don't you worry.

Oh sh*t, I have left

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