Zombie Strippers! Page #4

-All right.

Second--

Second, we dispose of the body.

Yes, yeah, wild dogs.

French Equatorial New Guinea

cannibals.

You're dead.

I am?

Imagine that.

Oh, no, no, no, hold on.

You're f***ing dead.

I was.

-But now I'm back.

-Not possible.

This is not possible.

How does it feel?

Great. I've never felt more alive.

Oh, sweet irony.

Hey, where are you going?

I'm going to dance.

Announce her.

And now...

...back from the dead...

...Kat.

Yeah!

You're cute.

-Me?

-Yeah.

I could just eat you alive.

Come here.

No way.

Jimmy, Jimmy.

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

Hey, you think this is a good idea?

I mean, wasn't that b*tch dead

a minute ago?

F*** it.

What's the worst that can happen?

Sit.

This is gonna be so great.

Allow me.

Look, maybe I should go.

Go? It's only just begun.

Look, this isn't so much fun anymore.

Let me make it up to you.

Oh, yeah. Hands are cold.

That's interesting.

Your tongue is so dry.

I get it wet.

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy

But wait, there's more.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

-No.

-No, thank you.

Suit yourself.

Did you see...?

Holy sh*t!

Hey, do I gotta clean this mess up?

You see this?

You see this, what colour is that?

-Cappuccino?

-Right.

Meaning you're cleaning this entire

f***ing mess up. Can you handle that?

Or do I have to find somebody else

in front of Home Depot?

Okay, man, okay. I got it, all right?

In old country, we use eels.

-Eels?

-Yes, eels.

They eat the flesh.

Sorry, but we don't have eels.

Best we can do is a few rats,

maybe the odd ferret.

With any luck, a badger or two.

Badgers?

Badgers?

We don't need no stinking badgers.

Just clean this up.

Come on, Paco, I'll help you.

I'll get the big pieces.

Jesus f***ing sheep sh*t.

Boss, we have a problem.

Could be problem.

Yeah, well, the only problem

I've got right now...

...is Seor lllegal over here,

who's downing my booze.

Oh, really?

How about this, huh, boss?

Maybe this is something worse

to worry about.

Okay, let's see if I've got this straight.

Our best stripper

is a reanimated corpse...

...who is feeding off the living flesh

of our customers...

...who in turn reanimate,

even if they're just a f***ing head?

You-- You don't see this as a problem?

This is what I think.

I see stripper dead.

And then I see her not so dead.

I see severed head,

and not so dead too.

But I also see not-so-dead

stripper strip. And shiznit, she--

How you say?

--knock them dead.

Or not so dead, as case may be.

So your f***ing point?

My point is lots of money.

I never see performance before

like tonight.

Nice boys out there never see

performance before like tonight.

So I think nice boys

tell more nice boys.

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