Zombie Strippers! Page #3
-Where the f***'s Paco?
-Dog, I'm right here.
Clean this mess up, would you?
All right?
I'm only two of me.
Remember the Alamo. Davy Crockett.
-Whatever.
-Yeah.
Knocked up.
I remember when I was once star.
Young stripper with dream.
Dream to sing to swanky Parisian elite
in smoky nightclub.
We live for dreams.
We die for dream.
That which doesn't kill us
makes us stronger, right?
This new girl.
I don't think she's ever stripped before.
-You think?
-Well, maybe you can talk to her.
Give her some pointers.
Yeah, sure. But everything great...
...must first wear hideous
and monstrous masks...
...in order to inscribe themselves
on the hearts of humanity.
Davis, what are you doing here?
-I need to talk to you.
-Make it quick.
I need to know what
the meaning of life is.
You're kidding.
I know we're Christians, and what
you're doing is a sin, but the intent is...
...well, Christlike,
you sacrificing yourself and all.
So, what are morals?
Does the ends justify the means?
But then again, the road to hell
is paved with good intentions, so....
Darn, I'm out of clichs.
What do you want from me, Davis?
Ultimate truth.
You're the last pure thing I know
in this world.
Maybe there's more truth
to the human condition...
...in me taking my clothes off
for emotionally stunted men...
...so that my grandmother
can sh*t in a bag...
...than me staying virginal and pure
for you.
Jessy, please, don't do this.
But I gotta. For Nana.
Well, if you must.
I'm gonna watch.
And now, for all you cornhuskers...
...midnight cow-tippers
and lnternet explorers...
...we have sweet Jessy.
What the f***?
Couldn't do it, huh?
Kid, it takes more than desperation
to get out there on that stage.
You either got it or you don't, baby.
What the f*** is going on here?
Look, you pert little minxy slut.
You get back out there right now,
or you're dead to me.
Ian, will you just f***ing relax?
I'll take her time.
Jesus Christ.
You have to be a warrior, a soldier.
Fearless, uninhibited.
A stripper with a take-no-prisoners...
...raw survival instinct.
So please, for my sake, suck it up.
-It's a war out there.
-F***ing A, sister.
Get this a**hole out of here!
Get him out!
My show, you won't watch.
Come on, in here.
In here.
Stay out of there, he's dangerous.
He's my hero.
Get inside, get her inside,
get her inside, get her inside.
Come on, come on, that's it.
Do we call someone about this?
Who? We're an illegal operation here,
a**hole.
We call the police, we're f***ed.
This blows.
Okay, okay, okay. Plan.
First, you go out front,
kill everybody that saw it.
-Hey, pendejo, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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