Zack and Miri Make a Porno Page #4

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would've said to me ten years ago.

Well, I've grown up.

Yes. Yes you have. You just look..

Listen to you.. Thank you.

No don't thank me, just f*** me.

Roxanne.

Someone I like, what are the odds, huh?

Zack Brown, we had four

years Spanish together.

Why does no-one recognize me?

Am I thinner, is that it?

Look at him.

-Who?

- My stupid husband.

No f***ing sh*t! John Butterfield, you

actually married John Butterfield!

-That's amazing!

- Don't ever get married, it sucks.

You stop appreciating each other and you

runs us up to talk about it first year.

But look at him now.

Flirting up with that

cheerleader named Monica Vahn.

You want me to maybe flirt with

you so he can see? Even it up a bit?

I don't wanna get even.

If I was gonna do anything I wanna wine up

the a**hole.

You can give me a hand job

in the girls' locker room.

-Fine, but make it fast.

- F*** yeah!

Are you staying in town for a while?

Just tonight. I fly back to L.A. tomorrow.

Wow, Los Angeles! Gosh, Bobby Long.

Coming up in the world.

With Mrs. Long, I bet.

No, No, no,

No Mrs. Long for me.

-Can I be honest with you?

- Sure.

I think I need a drink.

Do you need a drink?

Cause I need a drink to say this.

-I've got a beer already so..

- Oh great, thank you.

I think there's a cigarette butt in there.

Yup.

Sorry about the elbow.

I can be only one.

A beer, please.

Thank you very much.

Oh Jesus Christ, my friend is making a total ass

of herself ending her old high school crush.

Oh God, that's so sad.

It's so Miri, that's what it is.

I'm Zack by the way.

Brandon.

Oh don't worry we weren't

at the same class or anything.

Okay, lucky you.

-Oh, you went Rover?

- Well, I went here. Let's just

leave it at that, I guess.

-Do you have one of the large flown pictures of

yourself hanging around here ?

- I do.

Kind of, right there.

-Gorgeous.

- Good times.

What do you do? What brings you here?

Oh, I came with somebody who went school here.

Bobby Long.

No sh*t! That's who my friend is

hitting on right now! See, right there.

-Really?

- There the one dressed up like Hannah Montana.

In L.A. we call that look deglodion chek.

-L.A.? Los Angeles?

- California.

That's awesome man.

What do you do out there?

I'm an actor.

-Wow, that's really impressive.

- Thank you, thank you.

-And f***ing movies?

- F***ing movies, pretty much.

Look at you.

What, anything I've seen?

-What movies?

- Oh, all sorts of movies with all male cast.

All male cast.

Like Glenn Gary and Ross?

Like "Glenn and Gary suck Ross' midi cock

and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth".

-Like a seakwell?

- Sort off.

It is a re-imagining.

- Ah, like the whiz.

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