Yours, Mine And Ours Page #4

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i lost my wife a few years ago.

Oh, frank, i'm sorry.

Flashback!

Frank and helen holding hands.

- So cute.

- You wanna dance?

So, how many kids do you have?

How many kids do you have?

You first.

Okay, look,

you're gonna find out eventually...

because there's too many

to hide in the closet.

I have eight kids.

I have 10.

- You have 10?

- I have 10.

- You don't.

- I do. I have 10.

- Did you say 10?

- Yeah.

I had four and we adopted six.

I mean, that wasn't the plan.

We were foster parents,

and we just fell in love with all of them...

so we adopted.

- Probably seems crazy.

- You don't have to explain to me.

I mean, i never thought

that i'd love being a dad this much.

My wife, she was the one

who wanted the big family.

But now it just seems

like the most natural thing in the world.

Is this really happening?

I hope so.

So then i asked her to marry me.

- And i said yes.

- What?

It was spontaneous and so romantic.

- How could you do this?

- We don't even know this guy!

You got married?

- Without telling us?

- Yeah. Yeah.

Sir, at least when you were reassigned

to guam, there was an e-mail.

Does he know you have 10 kids?

- Who wants the talking stick first?

- May i have it, please?

Yes, jimi.

- Are you crazy?

- Yeah, mom.

We don't even know him, mom!

Okay. Quiet. I have the talking stick.

He's a lovely, lovely man.

And i'm sorry that we didn't include you.

And he has...

ten kids?

Hey, guys.

No. There's no way. Let's make this...

guys!

Lt'll be fun...

having 10 new brothers and sisters.

Okay, come on, guys. Come on,

come on, group hug. Come on.

- Come on.

- Okay.

It's gonna be fun.

But where will we live?

Hey, mick, come down here.

Come on, fiona.

Okay. Head count. We've got...

plus the pig.

All present and accounted for.

Before you make your break

for the bedroom...

could you point me to my billet?

Behind the kitchen, mrs. Munion.

How do you like the place?

- It has a certain...

- charm.

...smell.

Like paprika with a hint of wet dog.

We're really glad you like the place.

Okay. Okay.

- Crew!

- Kids!

All right, then. All right, kids.

Fall in for billeting!

- For what?

- Room assignments.

All eyes on the chart.

Your rooms are numbered.

Your bathroom schedules

are color-coded.

- You've gotta be kidding.

- Yeah, right.

That's a good thing. It's great...

because we all need

a little bit of organization.

We do, honey. You did a beautiful job.

Great.

Mom gets married, we get drafted.

Get back, fiona. Get back here. Fiona.

Hey, what's that badge for?

It's pretty cool.

- Animal skinning.

- Mom!

- Done!

- You have an illness.

- Hey! What are you doing?

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