You Should Meet My Son! Page #2

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Call me old fashioned but I don't like to share my furniture.

I am just saying I know a couple of guys in New York,

Who are very happy with a non- traditional floor plan.

No offence but I don't need the decorating tips.

Oh I was just trying to be helpful.

Who would like some butter?

Thank you so much for coming,

I hope you enjoyed yourself?

Oh yes I just had a GAY old time!

Maybe the two of you would like to trade numbers,

you never know when you might like to talk again

maybe grab a coffee

Maybe the two of you would like to trade numbers,

you never know when you might like to talk again

maybe grab a coffee

You know what Brian you and I should go dancing.

I bet you know some great clubs.

Yep

Mom we gotta go.

(Both sequels)

We did it, we did it

This time they are getting married for sure.

I can't wait to have some little grand kiddies....

(Mae shushes Rose)

They are still out there.

(Charlotte talking outside)

Oh come on it will be fun.

My cousin Tony,

is looking for a room mate to and he plays rugby.

Thanks but I think I am going to be out of the

room mate market for a little while.

OK fine.

Call you tomorrow to check on you?

Thanks

Damn why are all the cute one's gay?

She thinks.....

I heard.

How could she think that?

Well, well he does dress awful nice...

Maybe but....

and he was living with a man....

(Rose) in a house they restored themselves

(Mae) but that doesn't mean

(Rose)with all those really nice antiques.

and a cappuccino maker...

and all those pictures of Michaelangelo "David"

all over the shower curtain.....

I can see how she might get the wrong idea.

What are we going to do?

This is terrible.

She is never going to marry him if she think he is "you know".

Wait.

I know just what we need.

Rose?

ROSE?

Rose? what are you doing?

Glamour magazine?

You always made fun of me for keeping the back issues.

July 1991.

How to tell if your boyfriend is gay!!

Oh it's a little quiz?

yes.

So we can fill it in and show her that Brian isn't gay.

That is very clever of you Rose.

Question number 1 - Does he watch sports?

Of course he watches sports he never misses the Olympics.

It says that men's gymnastics doesn't count.

That would be a no then.

Does he have a subscription to men's fitness?

Yes but only for the articles.

Does he have any pictures of Michaelangelo "David" in his house?

You are just making that one up.

You want me to finish this?

I think that might be best.

OK....

No..... No.....

Yes.....sometimes....

"Wonder Woman" and "Speedo".

Right OK.....

so?

Oh dear....

Well you must have added it up wrong.

Oh no.....

Oh no....

Oh.....

Oh I don't believe it.

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