You I Love Page #5

- Yes.

Now I will be increasing

the voltage.

Our ratings are falling!

Something should be changed.

The hair color

should be changed.

And something must be

done about the breasts.

- Enlarge them!

- Emphasize them!

- Reveal them!

- Not sure!

More purple colors.

Our viewers are housewives,

we need to be neutral.

Maybe we simply need

an anchorman?

Maybe we should show more sex?

Maybe we should dress her

in Cacharel?

Something like that.

You will get used to it.

H i, darling!

What are your plans?

None. I'm at work.

Will be here till late.

- I'm also at work.

- Don't wait for me. Go to bed.

Okay, I've a lot of work too.

Bye.

Why are you spying on me?

I guess I should do something,

perhaps...

Or I'll lose my grip

on this ground.

Afraid to vanish

under my anchorwoman image.

I learn from you how to betray

all for sake of self.

That's more important

in this world

which every moment

robs us of ourselves.

I'm at a loss here.

Is this your friends' house?

No, I don't know who owns it.

It's supposed to be fun.

- I wish to fall in love.

- Girls, come on.

With no dirty stuff...

- Whose house is this?

- My boyfriend's.

He's 45, and I'm like

a son to him.

Oh, the senators have arrived.

- I n what sense?

- I n the straight sense.

Do you know this guy for long?

For quite a while.

- And he suits you as a guy?

- Well, yes...

See, it's a huge problem now.

I was at this beach

a while ago, swimming.

And then I feel

someone's pulled my suit off.

And then I saw

three naked chicks.

And I go:
'Yo, ladies,

gimme my suit back! '

Oh sh*t, Serafima is here.

Aha, smoking?

- Can't we smoke?

- You can't.

- Who is he?

- The damned F B I agent.

Lelyik, you, hooker,

shame on you.

It would be good to leave soon.

I like it here.

Can I call a cab?

What's the address here?

- Let's have a drink.

- I won't drink vodka.

But I will.

Are you okay?

- Yep.

- Then let's go to the bathroom.

- Why are you sitting here?

- I'm waiting.

For whom?

Shut the door!

Sh*t, someone is in there.

Who's in the bathroom?

Get out!

Oh yes, oh yes, darling.

I had his mobile number.

Come on, baby.

Your phone is distracting us!

Come, the cab is waiting.

Timofei!

Help him to cum.

U lumji, where are you?

Please meet my boyfriend John.

Where is the deer?

It knows better than

wait for you.

The deer has a life of his own!

A miracle.

What is a miracle?

A miracle is Cola!

Wait!

H i!

You I love!

He has gone!

He has disappeared!

- I wish he were born a girl.

- Be quiet, Galya.

Better go to the cellar,

get some pickles.

I'll go and light

the place for her.

I talked to the doctor.

It's worse than we thought.

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