You I Love Page #4

Synopsis: Vera and Tim are successful young professionals living fast-paced lives in ultra-modern Moscow. Their lives crackle with the capitalist energy of excess, anxiety, consumption, and stress- and they are in love. Everything changes one night when Tim accidentally drives his car into Uloomji, a young Kalmyk day worker. (The Kalmyks are a semi-nomadic people of Mongolian decent.) The two men begin a torrid affair that involves howling and knocking over a lot of furniture. Tim is attracted to Uloomji's exotic demeanor and liberated by his impulsiveness and lack of inhibition. To Uloomji, Tim embodies a kind of class and refinement he sees only in magazines. Vera struggles to comprehend their bond and her boyfriend's erratic behavior. She is dragged reluctantly into a bizarre love triangle. Before long, all three lives unravel, exemplified by a visit to a Buddhist healer, a three-way in the bathroom of a gay bar, a faked death and a kidnapping.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Production: Picture This! Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
Year:
2004
83 min
Website
21 Views


That's a great idea!

This is a present

for your deer...

- I've put on your gown, okay?

- Do I have an option?

- Good morning.

- H i.

It's delicious!

Buddhism teaches us

the pleasure of simple things.

Like salted tea with butter.

U lumji's grandma taught him

to cast away evil spirits

by stirring tea

exactly 22 times.

Little U lumji spent every

summer with his grandma.

He and his friend

would herd sheep.

Once they made a fire

by a lake

and suddenly wanted

never to be apart.

Perhaps, we've all lived

through this kind of summer

when walking on earth

felt like flying.

U lumji never forgot that summer.

- What's going on?

- It's my parents. I'm not here.

If you don't open up,

I'll turn you all in to the cops!

I can see you guys!

- What do we do now?

- Don't open the door!

U lumji, we've come for you.

I've the right to live however

and with whomever I want.

I'm going to call the police!

I'll call the fire brigade and

the rescue squad!

- It's better to open.

- Why, I'm an adult.

- Gotta brothel happening here.

- You better talk with them.

- No, don't do it!

- They're your family.

I will talk to them myself...

- I'm gonna get you later!

- She has nothing to do with it!

- She's that anchorwoman!

- No! That is a man!

Call me!

Good bye.

Enough, enough!

U lumji, we came after you.

Don't talk to your father

like that!

Come on. H urry.

And this is for me.

You should get

an iron door sometime soon.

- I liked his mother.

- And his uncle?

Not much.

At what age did you start

your sexual life?

Don't remember.

- Your first sexual partner?

- Don't remember.

He is absolutely normal.

You never get anything

good for free!

Maybe they're telling the truth?

Should've greased her palm.

I n the old days

there were real healers.

Not anymore. You are wrong.

I know a doctor. I took

my boss to him once.

- Where did you bring me?

- Do you know who comes here?

- Who?

- A certain you know who.

- Wait!

- Where you going?

Your uncle really decided that

you wanted to become a woman?

Do you know what

the famous Greek philosophers

thought about it?

And your friends don't know

what they want.

They should read

this book as well.

Help me.

What would you like to change

about yourself?

- What would you advise?

- Enlarged bust,

hair-styled intimate area,

eliminates life problems.

- M imic corrections?

- And what is that?

We give you a shot, your facial

muscles become atrophied.

You won't be able to smile,

wrinkles smooth away.

What else do you have?

I can recommend bio-stimulation

of the abdomen and hip muscles.

Very well.

- How's that? You like it?

- It's okay.

- Getting used to it?

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