You, Me and Him Page #5
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Queen.
Must be serious.
That's her serious face, too.
Or she's having a stroke.
- Shut up!
- Okay, why am I here?
[WOMEN CHATTING]
- Hey, John.
- Oh, hey!
- I'm so glad you're talking to me again.
- [SEDUCTIVELY] Who's the daddy?
- You what?
- [SEDUCTIVELY] Who's the daddy?
Huh?
Who. Is. The. Daddy?
I am the daddy.
- Yes, you are.
- Excuse me?
She's pregnant.
You are going to be a daddy.
And we're gonna need shitloads
of money.
[CHUCKLES]
- Well, I did it.
- Yes, you did.
Mm-hmm.
- Why can we never do that?
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
- I thought you meant sexually.
- No, she didn't. That was our joke.
You did not mean sexually?
I had sex with that.
And now there's a baby gonna
be coming out of that.
Yes, thank you for the biology lecture.
Come in before you throw up on that.
Look, mate... I don't expect
anything.
- Maybe money.
- You work in banking, right?
- No, not anymore.
No. I own and run a site called
Mannism.
It's um...
It's a... It's a... A place where
alpha males can connect and...
share the message of the
ancient Greek word, " Arete".
- "Be the best you can be."
- So, money's out then.
[SNIFFS] Well...
you keep doing that.
Because, I'm perfectly cool
raising this baby with Olivia.
- I'm also having a baby.
- Bollocks.
Actually, it's certain.
No, not that. Congrats or whatever.
Bollocks to me not playing a part.
I am the father!
Please. Please let me be the dad.
Plus, I live right next door.
I have a complex vocabulary.
You can't drive. I can drive you!
If you want.
[OLIVIA WHISPERING] Get him out
of this house, now!
- I've heard enough. He knows now.
- Yes.
Off you go, John.
- I cannot believe that is the man who...
- Turned your girlfriend straight?
- Oh, my God!
- That's what she said.
Sorry, that was right there.
I am so incredibly sorry for the
pain that I have caused you.
If I could go back in time and change
what happened, I would. But...
I'm a great guy.
Let me take you out to lunch, clear
the air, get to know me better.
Yeah? I want to be a part of
this.
This is...
kind of all I've got.
- Aside from Mannism?
- Hail to the Alpha.
- [SIGHS]
- Give me a chance?
Go on. Give me a chance.
[OLIVIA] Aw.
Is it supposed to look like
an underwater alien?
Yes. It is quite revolting,
isn't it?
So, Alex, that membrane which
is protecting the fetus
- That's mingin'. Stop it.
- Yes. Please stop.
- So, you're pregnant too?
- I am.
- And you're both together?
- We are.
- Yes.
- And both pregnant with...
some other people's children?
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