You, Me and Him Page #3
- Year:
- 2018
- 160 Views
- Oh! Most definitely.
- Fantastic!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
- [SUE] Green juice, darling?
- No, thanks, Mummy.
- Nice to have our princess home.
- Just the damn best.
Wish you had an argument
with your flatmate every week.
- Girlfriend.
- Life partner, darling.
Well, we'll be here when it
doesn't work out, won't we, love?
[SUE] Absolutely!
[SNORING]
Good morning, Alex.
[GASPING]
Do you wanna go again?
Oh, my God.
- Oh, thank God!
- [SOBBING]
Oh, Alex, I can't believe I
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
- So sorry.
So sorry?
Let's just have a baby. Huh?
Let's do whatever you want.
Whatever it takes.
- Really?
- Let's mess up your VJ, good and proper.
That's a yes.
Yay!
[SOBBING]
Thank you! Because, Alex...
this is about you.
I can't do this without you
being part of it, you know?
- It'll be easy, right?
- Yes!
Having a baby is just like having a
mate around who's always pissed.
They just need propping up now
and again, and given fluids.
- Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
- Sweet!
[OLIVIA] So I would ask you to find
him accountable for what he did.
In summation, clause 14
states that... [BURPS]
That's not what it states.
Clause 14... [HEAVES]
[HEAVES]
[JUDGE] Are you able
to continue, Miss Miller?
[HEAVES]
[JURY MURMURING]
Um...
no, actually.
My colleague will tell you
about that clause.
I have to vomit.
There's more out here
if you need 'em babe.
Say a prayer to the god of
fertility.
That's not gonna happen. Go!
[LIGHTER CLICKS]
[CHOKES]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- It's positive!
I'm pregnant! [HEAVY BREATHING]
Snap. I'm pregnant.
No, I am. I am pregnant.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
What?
- I don't understand what happened.
- Oh, poor you. You're all confused.
Meanwhile, you have just put my entire
life in a salad spinner of f***!
I was so drunk.
And you went behind my back
and that really hurt.
So, you thought you'd sleep with a
man you nicknamed scrotum pole?
I don't remember anything.
[OLIVIA] You remembered
how to f***, obviously!
F***! F***! F***! F***!
F***! F***! F***!
Look how much you're f***ing
making me swear!
[GASPING]
I just don't understand why you keep
messing everything up for yourself.
[GASPING]
- Oh, what's this?
- Bag.
- What?
- Bag. Paper bag.
[GASPING CONTINUES]
Just...
- We were so good together.
- I know.
- I know
- [GASPING CONTINUES]
You can't be the one to
comfort me over you.
["RUN" PLAYING]
Oh, yes!
Olivia, look.
- She gave me my ball back.
- That's fantastic! I'm so happy for you.
Let's have a look.
Okay.
Can I have my ball back now?
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"You, Me and Him" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 1 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/you,_me_and_him_23882>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In