Yossi And Jagger Page #5

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would you stay with me

if they would cut my leg?

could make it easier in some positions...

and if i'd burn my face

or i'd have one eye only?

- with or without the eye?

- with and without.

sort of ''The english patient''.

- i don't like hearing you talking this way.

- what's better?

- that it ill be injured like that, or die?

- enough!

and what if i die?

and what if i die without

you telling me today you love me?

and what if i die instead?

Sorry.

tell me something

about your moments of fear.

it's easier

to take it in the ass...

Enough, someone could come in.

i was forgetting,

it is too gay for you.

let's see something more male-style.

i suck again an aubergine...

Grow up! What do you want from me?

i'm sorry that it's not easy for me, sorry

that i can't surprise you with a f***ing ring,

this is not f***ing american movie!

Yes sir.

No problem sir.

- Idiot!

- Sir, you wanna f*** with me sir?

- Listen.

No, you listen.

Next holiday we take 1 room

in the hotel,

with double bedroom,

king size or queen size,

i'm tired

of separated beds.

and when i leave, you'll meet

my mother, my father and my dog.

cause i'm tired, do you understand?

i'm really tired.

this is the deal,

i've never promised you anything,

or you accept this situation

or you get out of my life.

things will change very soon.

what is it this junk?

do you want to enlight

the road till damasco ?

sorry sir.

what's the problem?

jump.

I guess you didn't understand

that this is going to be a hot ambush.

you thought i was going to distribute

blankets and chocolate?

with hot ambush

i meant it's going to be cold

and this cause you are going to loose blood,

cause Samucha

enlightned us with the watch

and Sasi went out with the broken stretcher.

i know you are tired

and that not everyone

understand why we go out again,

but you don't have to know always everything.

i'm asking you to make an effort,

be professional

and be caeful.

because i have no intention

to meet your mothers soon.

not today, not tomorrow

maybe at your wedding

if you remember to invite me.

start couting yourself.

- One.

- Two...

Twelve and the last one.

we'll meet

in 15 minutes in that location

check again

your equipment.

Ofir, paint your face dark

- screw me and let's end it.

- what is your problem?

what's my problem?

It's since i've met you that everyone

say you are so cute

and you deserve everything.

you stick with Yossi

and you screw Yaeli

even if you don't care about her.

Instead i love her.

why are you laughing?

do you think you're better than me?

what is wrong with you?

Yaeli is cute, but i don't screw her

nor i plan to do it.

The soldiers are waiting for your orders,

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