Yossi And Jagger


- Psycho, pull off the stone.

- I'll pull them all off just choose.

Let's do this.

Is it deep enough?

how deep are we goin to sepel it?

ten meters?

It's deep enough.

still half meter.

we didn't sleep for days.

Samucha, you are having fun,

keep it up.


- Yossi is not going to like it.

- He can keep digging, i'm dead tired.

Bro, everything ok?

You're mean with him.

- Take it easy, we were just joking.

- Really?

What's up? it was only a joke.

He wouldn't hurt anybody,

it's against his tibetan religion.

- What a bad smell!

- it's all rotten.

come on, discusting!

It's an ecological disaster.

it's full of worms.

Are we gonne ask for food supply

or we should wait for the next one?

It's going to be all right,

if we won't die for the bad smell first.

Which smell?

Pull everything off.

- what's that ?

- A transistor that i got.

You upgraded yourself,

with high tech.

Naah, it doesn't connect.

Adams, you idiot, help me out.

The commander is coming..

what's up bro, are you stoned?

You never know!

They are tired,

let them rest a bit.

Come on guys, let's finish and leave.

- It's not deep enough.

- I told you.

- It's ok.

- No it's not.

Yaniv, do you wanna say some

last words?

- It's to hard for me.

- Do u want me to start?

yes, Sir.

- You have been good cows...

- And chickens.

Amen. drop inside

that smelly stuff.

Come here a second please.

- I will leave with Lior for an hour.

- where?

we need to check the zone

for the training tomorrow.

- Didn't you do it last week?

- Something doesnt feet me there.

maybe i should come with you,

i wouldn't mind to change view alittle.

It doesn't bother you, ain't it Jagger?

For me it's ok.

Lior already know the zone,

we'll make it quick.

Let' them rest, i want them to work


We'll be back in an hour.

Next time, don't be so sad.

Let's go, Lior.

- Come on!

- I'm not a swiss, wait.

- There is no time.

- What a bugger!

- What did you say?

- What a bugger!


Is it rape Sir?

For similar sentences

i send other soldiers to jail.

Focus, please.

- I cannot believe it.

- What can i do, i'm an animal.

It's a rabbit!

He is looking at us.

Hurry up!

Ofir, shut your mouth.

Gotta pee, Damn...

Call Yossi for me!

Ask him out,

Or you'll have to deal with me.

- I'm afraid.

- About what?

Yaeli, in the worst scenario

send him to hell.

Ciao, Goldi.

Gotta go, they are calling me.

Hi guys!

what a crazy bud!

- Ofir, how are you doing?

- Great. You look good!

i wear the lens.

you look good as well,

did you have an hair cut?

- How are you doing?

- Freezing out.

- Did you come back this morning?

- Yes.

Refrigerators got broken

and the meat got spoiled.

do you know where is Jagger?

Where is Yossi?

Went with Jagger to the field to

check the model.

- Didn't they go already?

- Is there some problem.

I'm going in.

Do you have the key to your room?

- It's on the door.

- Fine.

I'm going to be a bit busy,

do not disturb me.

Do you need anything?

warn the chef that i'm here,

i'll be hungry later.


Don't get your head bigger.

- What is it?

- A transistor, a gift from my mom.

Who knows if it connects here.


I cannot believe

you are going to leave.

Why don't you leave as well?

We'll leave for the east.

Why you insist to stick in the army,

you already got yourself an officer.

- You can't be without me.

- Calm down.

Let's go under the light

not under the shadow.

Till when we are goin to continue...

Do you really like

this gay music.

Here Radio Normality.

We have online Yossi,

a tough, commander of company,

a real fag

who ask to listen Meir Ariel.

Tell me something

of your moments of fear,

it's easier

let them put it in your ass.


let's loose the fog.

Let's go under the light

and not under the shadow.

Till when we are going to continue...


i bang only the fighters.

This time i say:

''Oneg, if you do the pilot,

i'll be a parachooper.''

- Is Oneg his real name?

- I swear! It's too cute.

In the tibetan buddism

it's a good name to have.

I almost forgot,

i brought some movies,

hope you like them.

Adams, check

if there is some tibetan movie for you.

Give it to me.

''Stand by me'' ?

Where is ''F*** me 2''

and ''horny Mission 3''?

I need you.

Stand ease.

It's all garbage !

Tell him the kitchen is closed.

- What's missing?

- What doesn't it missing!

there is nothing fresh,

a part from some chiken.

just boxes and they all stinks.

Prepare for him a sushi of meat,

He likes it very mutch.

Everything is going to be all right.

Hadad, open ten boxes

of meat, Sasi, warm the water.

Its going to be all right, go.

wait, do you want to help?

Get some aromatic grass.

Hadad, move your ass.

Did you know that 2 years ago

i travested myself as a rabbit?

you should see the pictures!

With the ears like this.

Sh*t, what are you doing here?

please verify that at the check point

they aren't masturbating themselves.

i'm serious.

- What are you doing here?

- Hi.

- You know where is Yoel?

- No.

Yossi, wait a sec!


i see also Goldi is here.

Say, Isn't Jagger back with you?

Yes, he is in the control point,


You and Jagger are close, right?

In which sense? what did you hear about that?

that you are a sort of couple. no?


Well, that you are his friend.

I like him very much

and i thought to ask him out,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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