Yossi And Jagger Page #3

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I hate the idea for

another ambush tonight!

Let's hope it will be a traumatic ambush,

I forgot why i became comando.

in an ambush you can't do nothing,

you just eat salami and chocolate.

we only miss the waitress

that serve cappuccino

to be

as the fags of Shenkin.

''Any interest in

the menu of the day?''

Animal,

i hope you die in lebannon.

You would like to f***

as the fags of Shenkin,

they screw like

you'll never f*** in your whole life.

Did you take it in the ass?

You walk in a odd way...

What are all these bullshits?

We are just joking.

why are you laughing?

Psycho,

what would you do if i'd tell you

i'm a fag?

- Can i speak to you honestly. sir?

- Go ahead.

You are cute as a female,

i'd screw you.

I thought you didn't know what's

going on there.

I'm out.

Let's focus on the details.

Let's finish eating first.

do you mind

if i say it to the soldiers now?

Be my guest.

Guys, we're going to

another ambush overnight.

I know you planned to rest,

but listen,

it won't be any easy.

everyone will be responsible

of their own stuff.

I don't want surprises tonight.

It's 10 past 13:
00,

there is not mutch time,

i see you in an hour

in the instructions room.

Its going to be allright, don't worry.

warm?

Tell me something,

It doesn't bug you he is married ?

On the contrary, i'm here

to have fun, not to get married.

- Are you in love with him?

- What are these questions?

You might be laughing, but in high school

i used to like the guys like Yoel.

At the beginning he tried to

do the sensitive man,

but who looks for preliminares?

Thus i told him:
''Leave to me

the clitoris, you take care about the f***ing.''

- And what did he say?

- It's what he wanted to hear.

really?

I don't know what to say.

I'm looking for somehting different,

someone who is male,

but also with good manners,

that hugs me,

caress me and kiss me everywhere.

But in the end, he fucks you , ain't it?

well!

- Stop teasing me.

- I'm not teasing you.

I understand what you say,

but i decided,

i'm going to bed only

with someone i'm inlove with,

this way it will be perfect,

with the bathroom

full of foam, and the candels

romantic music and chapmpagne

slowly, slowly...

- Where have you been?

- Nowhere.

- I know why the commander arrived.

- Wh?

- The ambush.

- Are you sure?

Bugger!

Talk with Yossi, i have to go

to give rest to the sentinel.

You really have no limits!

We should meet

when we're home once.

- Do you have a crash for me?

- Yes, but not like for Jagger.

B*tch, give me a kiss.

- Who is the cutest here?

- Me?

Bravo!

- He is not here.

- wait for him.

Mission to accomplish,

did you forget?

Ciao.

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