Wrong Turn 2: Dead End Page #5

bounced around tryin' to find yourself?

Yeah, well, this opportunity came up,

you know, to be on this TV show.

I can't throw a football no more,

but I'm still athletic.

- Mm-hmm. - I figure I'll use the

talents that God gave me, right?

Well, we'll have to thank God later.

Yeah, right.

Thank God later.

You know, I- I think

I hear the river this way. Yeah.

Come on.

God didn't give you a pair of balls?

How about we take a break?

We have to find food.

If we prove that we're the best at it...

then it's less likely

anybody will give us their radiation card.

I haven't seen anything to eat.

Ow! Holy sh*t!

It's one of those Twist of Fates.

I set it off.

Where is it?

"You've been infected by anthrax

from a nearby laboratory explosion.

An antidote can be found by the river.

You have two minutes. "

God, I would get this.

Yeah, well, good luck. Go.

Hey, come and shoot.

We need your footage.

- I think I see the river!

- Where?

- What do you need now?

- That!

One minute remaining.

Forty-five seconds remaining.

Thirty seconds remaining.

Eight, seven...

Six, five...

four, three, two-

Got it.

Yes!

- I can't believe I did it.

- You kicked ass!

Awesome.

All right, guys. One sec.

Okay. Keep it loose.

- You ready?

- Go.

Whew. It is hot out here.

You know what?

I think we can fish later.

We are rolling.

I think I need to, uh, cool off.

So...

do you want to get, uh, wet?

- What are you doing?

- M! What the f***?

I am standing here giving it my all,

and this jock is just... standing there!

- Cut!

- Hey, what's goin' on, man?

Look, man, I- I want to create chemistry

between you two.

Okay? You guys are, like,

the sex of this thing.

Mm-hmm. You said you wanted

a family reality show.

Well, sex is America's

dirty little secret.

Huh? You can't talk about it at church,

but at home, on TV...

people wanna see hard bodies

wet and glistening in the sun.

If I do that, I have a mother and six

nieces that will never speak to me again.

Look, man,

people wanna be entertained.

Elena and I are just

greasing the wheels a little.

- Greasin'the wheels.

- Yeah.

Well, look, man, I'm here

to play the game, okay?

Now you can go grease the wheels.

You can try catching some fish.

I'll see if I can find

somethin' to eat in the woods.

"Grease the wheels. " You two. What-

I'll catch y'all later.

Catch y'all later.

Great. I wanted Diddy.

I got a Boy Scout.

M., wait.

We don't need Jake.

I'm all the sex that you want.

- You're hot, but it's not the same thing.

- Hey, where are you going?

What, are you gonna go

shoot your girlfriend?

No. Actually,

I've gotta rethink the story lines.

Hey, listen,

I'm doing this gig for, like, free...

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