Wrong Turn 2: Dead End Page #4

he doesn't see that I do.

You may be pretty,

but you're tougher than you think.

You'll be all right.

So, "Neen," which way

should we-

I guess we go that way.

If you eat fish, maybe we should head

towards the river to find some food.

I'm vegan. I don't eat or use

any animal products...

including the swimming kind.

Oh. Isn't your belt

made of leather?

It's pleather.

I'm not a hypocrite.

No, I didn't think

that you were.

Being vegan is why

you got picked to be on the show.

M. Thought there wouldn't be

a lot for you to eat out here...

and you might have to resort

to gulping down insect larva or something.

It's the kind of thing America

loves in its reality shows, right?

- America's sick.

- Yeah.

I hate reality shows.

They're pretty idiotic.

- Then why are you doing this?

- Because it's my job.

It's M.'s first project,

and I'm just trying to be supportive.

If I was his girlfriend, I would've said,

"This sucks. You're on your own. "

- Come on. No, you wouldn't.

- Yeah, I would.

If you haven't noticed,

I can be a bit of a b*tch.

Well, if you hate reality shows,

then why are you doing this?

Let's just keep going.

We've gotta find some food.

F***ing weekend warriors.

You'd better stand down,

or someone's gonna get hurt!

Broken arrow. That's really

gonna help us hunt for food.

A spear. I like it.

It's so long and hard.

I'm just goofin'.

Come on. L- I read your bio

back in the R. V.

West Point, 4.0 average.

You're brainy. That's tight.

I, uh, bet you're a reader.

What's your favorite book? Huh?

I'm into Cat in the Hat myself.

You did the whole "tour of duty

in Iraq" thing. That's cool.

I'm more of a pacifist myself, but, hey,

I can get down with the patriotism.

- Woman in uniform's a turn-on.

- Will you shut up?

- Oh. She talks.

- Shh!

We've been hiking for three hours...

but we haven't seen or heard

any animals or birds.

It's dead quiet out here.

It's freaky, right?

It's like we're all alone.

We could get all nasty, and nobody'd

see a thing- except for 30 million people.

Come on. You're into me,

like, a little bit.

You just don't get it, do you?

I'm not into men.

You-You're a lesbian?

How hot is that?

All right. Let mejust get it focused here.

And action.

So I'm at the two.

I'm at the one.

I jump. I leap. Bam!

Shoulder was never the same.

Killed my chances at a pro career

just like that.

It's funny.

'Cause you never know

when your life's gonna change.

Man, I wanted to be in the NFL so bad-

since I was 6.

Oh, honey, I totally understand

where you're coming from.

No. Dude, don't-

Don't look in the lens. Look at-

So, um, then, after college, you just

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